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Mark Alfano

Mark Alfano is an American philosopher and associate professor of Philosophy at Macquarie University. He is the editor of The… more

Mark Alfano
H-index: 35
Philosophy 34%
Neuroscience 17%

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LLMs have convincingly demonstrated that coding is the easiest activity, maths is medium hard, and having taste is the hardest

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PSA 🔈Our call for abstracts for EPSSE 2026 is now open! Our 2026 annual conference will be hosted in Germany by Universität Eichstätt-Ingolstadt on 24-26 June 2026 💫

Deadline for abstracts on all things philosophy of emotions: 1 December 2025

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Sorry of my life over the last year
[Werner Herzog voice] Charlie Brown seems surprised when Lucy pulls away the football, and yet he knows that failure is his destiny

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[Werner Herzog voice] Charlie Brown seems surprised when Lucy pulls away the football, and yet he knows that failure is his destiny
If I were an ICE agent, I would do it for the exposure, for instance by removing my balaclava and presenting my identification on request
Hundreds of thousands of stasi agents won’t even get paid. Are you happy now libs? Not so funny when the secret police have to work for free

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Hundreds of thousands of stasi agents won’t even get paid. Are you happy now libs? Not so funny when the secret police have to work for free

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DMV Worker: Stop staring at your phone while I take your driver's license photo

Guy: But this is how I look when I drive
truly we live in the stupidest of timelines
That's some pretty heavy slopaganda #slopaganda @michalk.bsky.social
Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...
They're really going to go full Horst Wessel, aren't they?
Proposal for how to fix family wise error rates.

For every uncorrected p value you must add an extra letter to the claim.

“Eating chocolate maaaaaaaaay be associated with lower rates of stroke”

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I saw goody proctor celebrating charlie kirk’s assassination
merry as-many-citations-this-year-as-all-of-last-year day to all those who celebrate

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Cool how the Vice President (not a real job) has the time to livestream (also not a job) threats to destroy the lives of people with actual jobs
at least two of these things are true
The Netherlands is a lovely place! The cities are charming and walkable, the people friendly and honest, the food is often sufficient for typical calorific needs.

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The Netherlands is a lovely place! The cities are charming and walkable, the people friendly and honest, the food is often sufficient for typical calorific needs.
fighting words are not protected speech
Since social media is terrible now, I mainly go online to argue with Australians about what day it is.

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if it happens, we all know jd vance is a suspect here considering what happened to pope francis
I would read an academic murder book in which the murder was solved by reading the syllabus
I love this idea and also want a list of academic murder books. Please reply with recs
Hear me out: a dark academia murder book that opens at a department beginning-of-the-year celebration on a boat (I know a department that does this) and a professor goes overboard. The intrepid department chair must figure out who did it. Everyone is a suspect, including the chair herself.
I love this idea and also want a list of academic murder books. Please reply with recs
Hear me out: a dark academia murder book that opens at a department beginning-of-the-year celebration on a boat (I know a department that does this) and a professor goes overboard. The intrepid department chair must figure out who did it. Everyone is a suspect, including the chair herself.

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Since social media is terrible now, I mainly go online to argue with Australians about what day it is.
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

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