Ham
@zombieham.bsky.social
Australian. 30+. I don't know man, I just work here (He/him/whatever) 🖤⬜️💜
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Showing up to my husband's Warhammer games, declaring myself his evil advisor and theatre whispering paranoid lies about the game store into his ear during his turn.
December 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Showing up to my husband's Warhammer games, declaring myself his evil advisor and theatre whispering paranoid lies about the game store into his ear during his turn.
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Four hours Jesus Christ what is this Lawrence of a Lesbian
Triple Lesbian - A Woman, Another Woman, And Yet Another Woman In A Steamy Threesome - 4 Hours
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Four hours Jesus Christ what is this Lawrence of a Lesbian
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we need more new ways to sort data. here are my suggestions:
- vampire sort (throw all the data on the floor, sprt it by the order vampire picks it up)
- tarot sort (order the data by drawing cards, based on vibes)
- hanoi sort (start with the data sorted, move it around until it's sorted again)
- vampire sort (throw all the data on the floor, sprt it by the order vampire picks it up)
- tarot sort (order the data by drawing cards, based on vibes)
- hanoi sort (start with the data sorted, move it around until it's sorted again)
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
we need more new ways to sort data. here are my suggestions:
- vampire sort (throw all the data on the floor, sprt it by the order vampire picks it up)
- tarot sort (order the data by drawing cards, based on vibes)
- hanoi sort (start with the data sorted, move it around until it's sorted again)
- vampire sort (throw all the data on the floor, sprt it by the order vampire picks it up)
- tarot sort (order the data by drawing cards, based on vibes)
- hanoi sort (start with the data sorted, move it around until it's sorted again)
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The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
‘I heard 40, 50 shots’: Witnesses fled Bondi Beach as gunmen targeted Jewish event
‘I heard 40, 50 shots’: Witnesses fled Bondi Beach as gunmen targeted Jewish event
Gunshots ripped through a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney, killing at least 12 people
www.irishtimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
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last night i explained to someone that being good at fighting is not about being big or strong, but about convincing the other guy you’re crazier than he is. nobody wants to fuck with the 5’2” girl who’s advancing on you barking like dmx
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
last night i explained to someone that being good at fighting is not about being big or strong, but about convincing the other guy you’re crazier than he is. nobody wants to fuck with the 5’2” girl who’s advancing on you barking like dmx
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suckin dick yeehaw!!!
Kissing her neck
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
suckin dick yeehaw!!!
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Your regularly scheduled reminder is that Slay The Princess was Black Tabby's short-form side-project. A showcase in how much reactivity they can cram into a single sitting.
Scarlet Hollow is their BIG visual novel and plays the long game on all of your decisions. They WILL matter.
Scarlet Hollow is their BIG visual novel and plays the long game on all of your decisions. They WILL matter.
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Your regularly scheduled reminder is that Slay The Princess was Black Tabby's short-form side-project. A showcase in how much reactivity they can cram into a single sitting.
Scarlet Hollow is their BIG visual novel and plays the long game on all of your decisions. They WILL matter.
Scarlet Hollow is their BIG visual novel and plays the long game on all of your decisions. They WILL matter.
If I had a dollar for every time I played a roguelike in which the merchant was a big titty goth girl, I'd have 2 dollars.
December 14, 2025 at 7:13 AM
If I had a dollar for every time I played a roguelike in which the merchant was a big titty goth girl, I'd have 2 dollars.
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“6 7” this, “6 7” that 🙄 WHAT ABOUT “9-5” HUH? WHY WON’T THE LAZY CHILDREN JUST GET A JOB!!!
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“6 7” this, “6 7” that 🙄 WHAT ABOUT “9-5” HUH? WHY WON’T THE LAZY CHILDREN JUST GET A JOB!!!
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I made an activity for my daughter’s birthday party and her only criticism was “Dad, I don’t think most kids know what an orb is.”
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I made an activity for my daughter’s birthday party and her only criticism was “Dad, I don’t think most kids know what an orb is.”
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
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instead of "Post" the button that you press to make your words go online should say "Inflict"
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
instead of "Post" the button that you press to make your words go online should say "Inflict"
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The perfect Magic card doesn’t exi—
December 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The perfect Magic card doesn’t exi—
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Some of you on here
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Some of you on here
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preparing for a grocery run on the average american roadway
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
preparing for a grocery run on the average american roadway
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I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
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The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"
December 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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THE BEATING OFF JOKER: its too late batman! im beating off!
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: its too late batman! im beating off!
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
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A non-autistic friend who cancelled plans is really sorry to give you five hours of your delicious routine back, it has been rumoured.
Non-autistic friend who cancelled plans apologises for causing untold joy
A non-autistic friend who cancelled plans is really sorry to give you five hours of your delicious routine back, it has been rumoured. Before postponing indefinitely, Kelsey Dacey, 31, was scheduled…
thedailytism.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
A non-autistic friend who cancelled plans is really sorry to give you five hours of your delicious routine back, it has been rumoured.
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