Ham
@zombieham.bsky.social
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Australian. 30+. I don't know man, I just work here (He/him/whatever) 🖤⬜️💜
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failbettergames.com
does your presentation make people think, gosh, that's an individual of mysterious and indistinct gender?

we have a shirt for that
A Mysterious Individual - Failbetter Games T - Shirt
Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
gametee.co.uk
zombieham.bsky.social
I replayed WoL a bunch of times, and am still working through my second run through SoL. It's fun trying the different classes and making different choices where possible.
zombieham.bsky.social
Visiting a friend and getting to see all the trinkets they've collected is always a DELIGHT!
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antlervel.vet
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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bookjockeyalex.bsky.social
Having to deep dive every fucking book I buy now is such a hassle. GenAI isn't making my work more efficient or productive. The opposite in fact. It's bogging everything down in tedious fact-checking that I didn't have to do before. And all so some asshole can rake in easy cash.
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cryptidjak.bsky.social
Pokémon doodle commissions are open very briefly! I want to treat myself to Legends ZA so I'm gonna take a few of these! Full list of mons I've already done is in the listing, but I'm happy to draw a guy more than once too! <3
Turnaround time - 24hr up to 2 weeks
[PWYW min £5]
ko-fi.com/c/684a078781
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adactivity.bsky.social
This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa
mattburgess1.bsky.social
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
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danthat.bsky.social
I encourage you all to watch this amazing video which occupies a certain Venn Diagram of 'deeply satisfying answer to something I've always wondered' and 'content for very boring men'

10/10

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eL_...
Is the slippery road sign possible in real life?
YouTube video by Chris Spargo
www.youtube.com
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antlervel.vet
I never again want to be in a situation where I have to explain that the plastic Japanese robot model kits I build are actually the cool ones for people who have lesbian sex and not the kind for nerds
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flavourtoothpaste.bsky.social
POV: you're supergreatfriend
mynameisgrant.bsky.social
This spooky season I will watch horror movies with you and make a kinda goofy “Ah!” noise whenever a scare happens so it doesn’t get to you. Hourly rates available on request.
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monkhazard.bsky.social
The thing is like if we want to fight back against prudery and sex negativity we also have to stop referring to stuff as 'gooner art' and accept that nsfw shit that reads as 'for the male gaze' has as much a right to exist as your favourite yaoi
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vornietom.bsky.social
I find the wish fulfillment aspect of the current smut books to be far more pornographic than the sex
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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skullmandible.bsky.social
Loving hades II my only concern is that anytime I make an enormous amount of progress at once I'm missing a bunch of incremental dialogue
zombieham.bsky.social
Wait a minute, "Adult Disney"...is this a sex doll??
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antlervel.vet
put the fucking elevator pitch on the fucking jacket god damn it what is the book about WHAT IS THE PREMISE
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
few ideas have damaged the average psyche more than ‘the customer is always right.’ it should be a little bit humiliating, being a customer. you should walk into any service transaction knowing that the other person, and not you, is in control over whether you get your treats
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
I have been enjoying Silent Hill f so much I decided to do some terrible fanart.

#silenthillf #silenthill
The protagonist of Silent Hill f Hinako, a Japanese girl in a blue school uniform, with one beefy arm and holding a sledge hammer, but all drawn really poorly in MS Paint.
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badideas.bsky.social
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
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dresdencodak.com
My mother had Pac Man Fever while she was pregnant, which is why every week to stabilize my metabolism I have to eat an entire ghost.
zombieham.bsky.social
Unfortunately an evergreen post.
leena.reuben.games
gonna need you all to be less weird to women