Bobby Craig
@youngrobert.bsky.social
I do what I like, and I like what I do.
A lot of rules I have in football don’t make sense, but number 1 is- the ball should be placed wherever the ball was at the end of the play. Not where the runner’s knee/arm/butt touched the ground.
Airing of Grievances: what are your bespoke football pet peeves? Not just shotgun in short yardage (we are all people of good taste after all) but little things that go up your ass sideways watching a game?
I *despise* big receivers that don't play like big guys and manhandle DBs.
I *despise* big receivers that don't play like big guys and manhandle DBs.
December 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A lot of rules I have in football don’t make sense, but number 1 is- the ball should be placed wherever the ball was at the end of the play. Not where the runner’s knee/arm/butt touched the ground.
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a grinch got into the rafters at my work somehow. we had to whack it with a broom and catch it with a jacket. managed to bring it outside but it scratched the fuck outta me
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
a grinch got into the rafters at my work somehow. we had to whack it with a broom and catch it with a jacket. managed to bring it outside but it scratched the fuck outta me
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I don’t understand people who see dumb social media websites as venues for Ideological Combat and not watching a football game and having the idle thought "i bet this is how Arnold Schwarzenegger would say the words Jerry Jeudy" and then deciding to make it someone else's problem
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don’t understand people who see dumb social media websites as venues for Ideological Combat and not watching a football game and having the idle thought "i bet this is how Arnold Schwarzenegger would say the words Jerry Jeudy" and then deciding to make it someone else's problem
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Some in Washington are more angry at poor people than they are at poverty.
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Some in Washington are more angry at poor people than they are at poverty.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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So many worthless features in an iPhone update, and they still won’t do “add speech bubbles to photographs,” an easy feature literally everybody would love
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So many worthless features in an iPhone update, and they still won’t do “add speech bubbles to photographs,” an easy feature literally everybody would love
These changed my life for the better.
Hot Pockets Toaster Breaks Pizza (1998-circa 2000): A line of rectangular, crispy golden pastry pockets, filled with tomato sauce and cheese, with optional pepperoni, made to be cooked in a toaster. Probably most memorable for the commercial in which a mom stuffed an entire pizza pie into a toaster
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
These changed my life for the better.
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if Bama not making the CFP because they lost in the SEC CG sets a precedent that makes teams not want to play in their conference title games moving forward, it will actually make it very easy to know which teams should be excluded from consideration for the CFP for simply being losers lol
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
if Bama not making the CFP because they lost in the SEC CG sets a precedent that makes teams not want to play in their conference title games moving forward, it will actually make it very easy to know which teams should be excluded from consideration for the CFP for simply being losers lol
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I think I need at least one laugh to fully love any movie
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I think I need at least one laugh to fully love any movie
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“why isn’t christmas magic anymore” well bitch you’re santa now, sounds like the problem is you’re not magical
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“why isn’t christmas magic anymore” well bitch you’re santa now, sounds like the problem is you’re not magical
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it is amazing how so much tech gets unremittingly worse year on year at whatever you once used it for and less pleasant to use and more bound up with creepy politics as well as personal and environmental harms and yet also still less productive of actual goods and these are somehow great visionaries
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
it is amazing how so much tech gets unremittingly worse year on year at whatever you once used it for and less pleasant to use and more bound up with creepy politics as well as personal and environmental harms and yet also still less productive of actual goods and these are somehow great visionaries
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Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
Even better in person.
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Even better in person.
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Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
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In the 2000s, Boone, home of App State, had a bar/restaurant called The Library in which the servers were all women and wore the Britney Spears two-piece school girl outfit. Had a great Chicken Parm and beer towers.
The owner later committed insurance fraud by self-arson.
The owner later committed insurance fraud by self-arson.
They should invent a library that serves beers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In the 2000s, Boone, home of App State, had a bar/restaurant called The Library in which the servers were all women and wore the Britney Spears two-piece school girl outfit. Had a great Chicken Parm and beer towers.
The owner later committed insurance fraud by self-arson.
The owner later committed insurance fraud by self-arson.
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This basketball game between :checks notes: Clemson and Georgia is quite good
a man with a beard and long hair is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a beard and long hair is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This basketball game between :checks notes: Clemson and Georgia is quite good
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This is like when teachers and parents start saying 6-7 so kids don’t think it’s cool anymore.
What started as a wink-wink tradition among dedicated pot smokers to make Thanksgiving more bearable has mushroomed into a full-blown holiday. Behold the “Cousin Walk.” 🔗 on.wsj.com/4oVRf9y
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is like when teachers and parents start saying 6-7 so kids don’t think it’s cool anymore.
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Let me tell you something, being excellent at math won’t make you my enemy, but we probably ain’t gonna be friends.
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Let me tell you something, being excellent at math won’t make you my enemy, but we probably ain’t gonna be friends.
Almost no one “needs” a truck. In fact, many SUVs have more cargo space than full sized pickup trucks these days.
The bumper says 'rugged working man'.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Almost no one “needs” a truck. In fact, many SUVs have more cargo space than full sized pickup trucks these days.
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When Andre cries I cry
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When Andre cries I cry
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it