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for the love of god, Montresor,
you’re going to make me cum!!!
you’re going to make me cum!!!
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
for the love of god, Montresor,
you’re going to make me cum!!!
you’re going to make me cum!!!
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Getting limited interest in my genre-bending cover band, Mrazzy Star
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Getting limited interest in my genre-bending cover band, Mrazzy Star
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Imagine saving someone’s life with narcan and they turn out to be Andy dick
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Imagine saving someone’s life with narcan and they turn out to be Andy dick
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When you’re done cooking your pasta it’s important that you save Pasta Water, setting it aside, and then flush it down the toilet because it’s gross and nasty.
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When you’re done cooking your pasta it’s important that you save Pasta Water, setting it aside, and then flush it down the toilet because it’s gross and nasty.
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Who gives a shit?
Actors David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris are passionate about parties. They describe themselves as a “mixed sobriety couple” and have built a reputation for hosting parties that are lively and inclusive — whether their guests drink or don’t.
How David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris Include Everyone at the Party — No Booze Necessary
David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris want to include everyone at the party. Burtka shares the couple’s tips to make both drinkers and non-drinkers feel celebrated.
nyti.ms
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Who gives a shit?
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I totally forgot I made these for no particular reason a long time ago.
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I totally forgot I made these for no particular reason a long time ago.
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comment on a torrent for wings of desire:
"got my pussy ate to this movie & it literally took all of my willpower not to say 'IT'S PETER FALK' when he first came on screen"
"got my pussy ate to this movie & it literally took all of my willpower not to say 'IT'S PETER FALK' when he first came on screen"
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
comment on a torrent for wings of desire:
"got my pussy ate to this movie & it literally took all of my willpower not to say 'IT'S PETER FALK' when he first came on screen"
"got my pussy ate to this movie & it literally took all of my willpower not to say 'IT'S PETER FALK' when he first came on screen"
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attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
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I know the current SCOTUS is distinctly bad, but reading student papers on past SCOTUS crim legal ops really drives home that, perhaps except for a few weeks under the Warren Court, all modern SCOTUS's have basically subscribed to the judicial philosophy of "please make sure prisoners suffer a lot."
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I know the current SCOTUS is distinctly bad, but reading student papers on past SCOTUS crim legal ops really drives home that, perhaps except for a few weeks under the Warren Court, all modern SCOTUS's have basically subscribed to the judicial philosophy of "please make sure prisoners suffer a lot."
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mfw she makes my fenwick trimble
a man in a suit and tie is sitting with his hand on his knee
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting with his hand on his knee
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
mfw she makes my fenwick trimble
miami marlins have prospects in AA named dub gleed and fenwick trimble
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
miami marlins have prospects in AA named dub gleed and fenwick trimble
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here's your spoorify crapped
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
here's your spoorify crapped
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drinking the little plate of olive oil and vinegar like an aperitif
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
drinking the little plate of olive oil and vinegar like an aperitif
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'netflix is acquiring warner bros' sorry but it is a generational injustice that the executives of Netflix can afford to buy bread to feed themselves
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
'netflix is acquiring warner bros' sorry but it is a generational injustice that the executives of Netflix can afford to buy bread to feed themselves
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GUY WHO WAS BORN AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS NELLY FURTADO AND IS ALSO NAMED NELLY FURTADO: Yeah our mothers had hospital beds right next to each other. The nurse walked in to ask "what will you name the baby?" They both looked at each other, smiled, and said "Nelly Furtado".
September 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
GUY WHO WAS BORN AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS NELLY FURTADO AND IS ALSO NAMED NELLY FURTADO: Yeah our mothers had hospital beds right next to each other. The nurse walked in to ask "what will you name the baby?" They both looked at each other, smiled, and said "Nelly Furtado".
what the fuck are you talking about dude. no it doesn’t
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
what the fuck are you talking about dude. no it doesn’t
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this is how i tell people to shut up
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
this is how i tell people to shut up
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Very carefully
Scholars have long debated how the massive stone figures of Rapa Nui got to where they stand today. A new study offers one possible explanation.
Did the Giant Heads of Easter Island Once Walk?
Scholars have long debated how the massive stone figures of Rapa Nui got to where they stand today. A new study offers one possible explanation.
nyti.ms
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Very carefully
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“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
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I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
not the first time ben smith has put his foot in his mouth by engaging a much smarter interlocutor about the relationship between his sponsors and his newsroom. in 2015 he invited @jktrotter.bsky.social to discuss why buzzfeed had deleted posts critical of pepsi web.archive.org/web/20160114...
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
not the first time ben smith has put his foot in his mouth by engaging a much smarter interlocutor about the relationship between his sponsors and his newsroom. in 2015 he invited @jktrotter.bsky.social to discuss why buzzfeed had deleted posts critical of pepsi web.archive.org/web/20160114...
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Bombardier beetles at home
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Bombardier beetles at home