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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · Aug 10

hello blueskyers 👋 a little about me. i didnt go to school. i believe that the earth was created in 1901. i once played diablo 2 at a PC Bang for so long that i died. i want to eat 30 bowls of mi goreng ramen

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 7h

Limiting yourself to technically literate followers sounds good but I hate to think of the effect on journalists and stuff

The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 7h

"Follow me at @anthony.parts". Ok? What do I do with that. The link turned blue. Do I click it? Is it for twitter?

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 17h

gotta hand it to AI: some people deserve to be replaced by it

Kinda Funny @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social · 1d

Ninja Gaiden 4 Quick Review #gaming #xbox #ninjagaiden

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 18h

Ninja Gaiden 4 is amazing and gamers don't deserve it

The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sorry but you all need to examine whether or not this knowledge is worth holding because it's not. This will never impact a single decision you make for as long as you live but you hold onto it anyway. These people have freer minds than you.

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 1d

I....

fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...

Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune

New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.

fortune.com

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 1d

Tomonobu Itagaki died 4 days ago and none of you FUCKERS posted shit about it. i gotta start following some NERDS

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 2d

These guys invented a new job only for it to be immediately and inherently threatened by AI

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d

The thing about these grindset lifestyle posts is that they're all fake. None of it is real.

crypto bro pretending he's rich and that a woman can tolerate him for likes on the X platform formerly known as Twitter

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 3d

lemonparty simply couldnt shock me any more. thats the kind of shit i see on here by accident every day. goatse is a mufo and meatspin has been the norm since we got 280 characters

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 3d

poop is not funny folks!

The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 3d

"wow can you believe trump posted this" uh. yes i can. he's kooky with it

The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 3d

stop posting the ai video of trump dumping shit on protestors it is unfortunately pretty funny

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 3d

The AI bubble is uniquely precarious because if it bursts how are we going to look after generations of office workers who can no longer construct a sentence on their own

The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 3d

Go home you geezers

moonchildjs.bsky.social @moonchildjs.bsky.social · 3d

No Kings London England

The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 3d

I'd hate to be a communist when a winemom... Wait what the fuck is even being said here

Cameron @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 3d

every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"

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Jeremy Stanley @jeremydstanley.com · 5d

And are you married?
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 4d

The point of social networks isn't to make friends, it's to build a network of passionate haters that whisper your name in the darkest corners and then somehow meet your wife

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 4d

Having your domain as your handle is so weird to me. Why wouldn't you want the clarity of ".bsky.social" It's like putting a .fun address on a business card or using the .au TLD without .com.au or .net.au nobody knows what the fuck to do with that

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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 5d

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 5d

dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated

Top US Army general says he’s using ChatGPT to help make key command decisions

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29 U.S.C. § 157 @organizingpower.bsky.social · 5d

MIT Study Finds
Artificial Intelligence Use Reprograms the Brain, Leading to Cognitive
Decline

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 6d

Next time you watch Mr Bean, pay attention to his actions

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 6d

i hope the ai bubble doesnt burst before these guys realise their dream of having chatGPT fuck their wife

The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 7d

"The Farmer was Replaced" is such a good programming game because you can do imports and build your own little farming library

Screenshot from 'The Farmer Was Replaced"

import harvest_plant

clear()
while True:
for x in range(get_world_size()):
for y in range(get_world_size()):
if (x % 4 == 0):
harvest_plant.carrot()
if (x % 4 == 1):
harvest_plant.bush()
if (x % 4 == 2):
harvest_plant.tree()
if (x % 4 == 3):
harvest_plant.grass()

def water_if_needed(thresh = 0.9):
if get_water() < thresh:
use_item(Items.Water)

def harvest_if_can():
if can_harvest():
harvest()

import utils

harvest = utils.harvest_if_can

def tree():
utils.water_if_needed()
if (get_entity_type() == Entities.Tree) and can_harvest():
harvest()
if get_entity_type() == Entities.Grass:
plant(Entities.Tree)

def carrot():
harvest()
if get_ground_type() != Grounds.Soil:
till()
plant(Entities.Carrot)

def bush():
harvest()
plant(Entities.Bush)

def grass():
harvest()

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · Aug 31

Combat is a saving grace due to how good it looks and feels. It's arguably staggerslop and rollslop, but I'm fine with that. It's also hitstop-slop (hitslop?), which feels like it's become ubiquitous across action games to

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 7d

It's not the porn stuff, it's "-maxxing" that somehow snuck out of incel culture

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The mario fact fucker @gokunaruto.bsky.social · 7d

I just want to say it's incredible that we have men this rich and influential using incel lingo

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 7d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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