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@gokunaruto.bsky.social
· Aug 10
hello blueskyers 👋 a little about me. i didnt go to school. i believe that the earth was created in 1901. i once played diablo 2 at a PC Bang for so long that i died. i want to eat 30 bowls of mi goreng ramen
havent seen a single post about metroid prime 4 since it released
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
havent seen a single post about metroid prime 4 since it released
women on dating apps these days:
- must call mccree 'cassidy'
- has podcast where 3 men sit together in complete silence while a woman talks
- says the b-word but walks back in the room 5 minutes later and promises to do better
- must call mccree 'cassidy'
- has podcast where 3 men sit together in complete silence while a woman talks
- says the b-word but walks back in the room 5 minutes later and promises to do better
"Men need to spend money to get laid!"
Meanwhile, just the other day...
Meanwhile, just the other day...
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
women on dating apps these days:
- must call mccree 'cassidy'
- has podcast where 3 men sit together in complete silence while a woman talks
- says the b-word but walks back in the room 5 minutes later and promises to do better
- must call mccree 'cassidy'
- has podcast where 3 men sit together in complete silence while a woman talks
- says the b-word but walks back in the room 5 minutes later and promises to do better
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a hungry man thinks of bread
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
a hungry man thinks of bread
Quote-tweeting someone and having them click on your profile and retweet someone else's post you retweeted and not interact with anything else feels like getting kicked in the ass hole
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Quote-tweeting someone and having them click on your profile and retweet someone else's post you retweeted and not interact with anything else feels like getting kicked in the ass hole
Hell yeah Trump rules now
1: Trump slaps tariffs on Australia, despite U.S. having a trade surplus with the country.
2: Countries get scared away from US assets, buy gold.
3: Australia is one of the top gold exporters.
4: U.S. trade surplus with Australia sinks to lowest level in 20 years because gold sales to U.S. grow 10x
2: Countries get scared away from US assets, buy gold.
3: Australia is one of the top gold exporters.
4: U.S. trade surplus with Australia sinks to lowest level in 20 years because gold sales to U.S. grow 10x
Trump has orchestrated a golden age for Australia
China’s epochal rise was the driver of Australia’s first resource boom, in 2025 President Trump has engineered something almost as astounding.
www.smh.com.au
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hell yeah Trump rules now
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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As I just said demons walk among us. Look at this guy's IRL YouTube thumbnail face. Physical embodiment of 🤣. Contrast with the ice cold viscerally human gal who broke his pervert glasses. bsky.app/profile/tran...
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
As I just said demons walk among us. Look at this guy's IRL YouTube thumbnail face. Physical embodiment of 🤣. Contrast with the ice cold viscerally human gal who broke his pervert glasses. bsky.app/profile/tran...
near-pure white being named the colour of the year is the kind of omen future generations will blame us for not heeding, once they piece together evidence of society
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
near-pure white being named the colour of the year is the kind of omen future generations will blame us for not heeding, once they piece together evidence of society
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"(Video is AI simulation)"
Excuse me. What?
Excuse me. What?
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"(Video is AI simulation)"
Excuse me. What?
Excuse me. What?
Thank you all for the shein gift cards in your bios
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Thank you all for the shein gift cards in your bios
knock knock. its the police. we saw you set your steam name to "my dick herts" and then buy a game you're never going to play. you're going to jail for a long time
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
knock knock. its the police. we saw you set your steam name to "my dick herts" and then buy a game you're never going to play. you're going to jail for a long time
i think youtube is telling me i should kill myself
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
i think youtube is telling me i should kill myself
hey here's my hot take for today. you know how youtubers can upload multiple thumbnails and titles for a video and youtube will automatically test them to determine the most sticky way to get someone to click on the video? that is anti-art and should be as widely rejected as AI
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
hey here's my hot take for today. you know how youtubers can upload multiple thumbnails and titles for a video and youtube will automatically test them to determine the most sticky way to get someone to click on the video? that is anti-art and should be as widely rejected as AI
I don't think I have conservative thoughts, except one: I think it should be illegal to be this ignorant
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don't think I have conservative thoughts, except one: I think it should be illegal to be this ignorant
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tomorrow is the liveshow with @nocartridge.bsky.social for HOUSE OF LEAVES x WHAT REMAINS OF EDITH FINCH 🩸📚💙 come hang out and chat! www.youtube.com/live/GHsWmUq...
House of Leaves + What Remains of Edith Finch Live Show | No Cartridge GGNoReread
YouTube video by Avey Club
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December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
tomorrow is the liveshow with @nocartridge.bsky.social for HOUSE OF LEAVES x WHAT REMAINS OF EDITH FINCH 🩸📚💙 come hang out and chat! www.youtube.com/live/GHsWmUq...
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MASSIVE FUCKUP: there’s a new 4K streaming restoration of Twin Peaks and in the pilot episode you can see the reflection of a scary-looking crew member in a mirror. how did they screw this up so badly?
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
MASSIVE FUCKUP: there’s a new 4K streaming restoration of Twin Peaks and in the pilot episode you can see the reflection of a scary-looking crew member in a mirror. how did they screw this up so badly?
In an autoshop listening to a macho guy ordering flowers for his wife. "Something pretty. Doesn't have to be roses. Or you can put a couple of roses in there if you like"
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
In an autoshop listening to a macho guy ordering flowers for his wife. "Something pretty. Doesn't have to be roses. Or you can put a couple of roses in there if you like"
Just saw someone editorialize the tone tweets were using in alt text on a Twitter screenshot. We need education
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just saw someone editorialize the tone tweets were using in alt text on a Twitter screenshot. We need education
The apple tv remote is one of the worst pieces of technology I've ever touched
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The apple tv remote is one of the worst pieces of technology I've ever touched
Why don't all reviews have frame rate graphs and 99% fps counts and line counting and false colour HDR overlays. Don't let video games lose sight of being the childish technical fascination they were always meant to be
Metroid Prime 4 on Nintendo Switch 2 - the Digital Foundry video review. Simply superb: youtu.be/uhVJ_P6dzFg
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Why don't all reviews have frame rate graphs and 99% fps counts and line counting and false colour HDR overlays. Don't let video games lose sight of being the childish technical fascination they were always meant to be
they made a game about you--- [lips curl back and stress forms along my brow as if saying an alien word for the first time] mothurfucker
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
they made a game about you--- [lips curl back and stress forms along my brow as if saying an alien word for the first time] mothurfucker
'netflix is acquiring warner bros' sorry but it is a generational injustice that the executives of Netflix can afford to buy bread to feed themselves
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
'netflix is acquiring warner bros' sorry but it is a generational injustice that the executives of Netflix can afford to buy bread to feed themselves
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rent free forever
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
rent free forever
trying to play batman arkham knight on pc and poison ivy's titty physics are going absolutely nuts. they really were hornier back then
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 AM
trying to play batman arkham knight on pc and poison ivy's titty physics are going absolutely nuts. they really were hornier back then