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@joshserebryannik.bsky.social

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what's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals"?

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a wizard with a bone to pick @joshserebryannik.bsky.social · Mar 12

please subscribe to josh plus, where I talk about all things josh and all things plus

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

RFK JR (sitting alone in the dark imagining teenagers shooting unimpressive watery loads, as older men, mostly right around his own age, blast monster wads visibly teeming with powerful sperms): hey alexa, tell chatGPT to have my assistant schedule a press conference
ALEXA: Sorry, I didn't get that.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 1d

TONY SOPRANO: Lock the doors! There's some sorta freakin zombie apocalypse goin on.

PAULIE WALNUTS: This is end of days shit, Tone. It's like the Book of Revolutions out there.

CHRISTOPHER MOLTISANTI: Aah I got bit, T!

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Chris Towers is in Offseason Mode @cptowers.bsky.social · 1d

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Frag-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13d

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a wizard with a bone to pick @joshserebryannik.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's crazy that you guys are all stuck on the Torment Nexus when the Torment Pixel has been out for years and has a much better operating system and set of features.

a wizard with a bone to pick @joshserebryannik.bsky.social · 1d

Sad headline but also where the FUCK are the rest of your arms lady?

A picture of an elderly woman in a white cardigan, holding a cane and leaning against a wooden post.

Business Insider
She's 93 and still job searching despite 14 broken arms and other injuries. She can't afford not to work.
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daniel @dnl.ink · 2d

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

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Crash Outstein @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 2d

re: Glasnow

Passan: I’ve been saving this anecdote for a story, but screw it. Too good to squirrel away.

Someone suggested Rays pitcher Tyler Glasnow try to get angry before starts. To do this, he would look at pictures of one person. He pulled out his phone and showed me.

It was Martin Shkreli.

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a wizard with a bone to pick @joshserebryannik.bsky.social · 2d

The child size caterpillar suit I stole from my high school lost and found 15 years ago doesn't fit well anymore

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 2d

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on

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a wizard with a bone to pick @joshserebryannik.bsky.social · 2d

I think they're just looking for legal precedent that would let them murder Kochanowicz

a wizard with a bone to pick @joshserebryannik.bsky.social · 2d

This is Trump's America

'Ridiculousness' Canceled at MTV After 46 Seasons
By Ethan Shanfeld

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Jul 26

I’m here to murder you. Bazinga!

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Sexy Monsters @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 2d

“this mass deprivation, which we insist is bad and not our fault, is a great opportunity for us to talk about our plans for long-term mass deprivation”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Brooke Rollins: "I guess the silver lining in all of this is that we're having a national conversation on our SNAP program. This has shined a light on a program that especially under the last administration has just become so bloated."

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11d

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

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a wizard with a bone to pick @joshserebryannik.bsky.social · 4d

Though they should already be able to tell, I'm at Carl's jr.

a wizard with a bone to pick @joshserebryannik.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah I'm gonna need the lady at Carl's jr to stop yelling every item of my order out loud for anyone to hear. That's private, other people shouldn't know that I'm a fat sack of crap.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 4d

It's Adam & Eve, not Adaman Deeve

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a wizard with a bone to pick @joshserebryannik.bsky.social · 4d

Shittles

Joe Newberry @joenewberry.bsky.social · 4d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
I’ll go first. Death Bar.

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4d

peanus butter cups

Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 4d

Pounds.

Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Dr. Rebecca J. Epstein-Levi @rjelevi.bsky.social · 4d

Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Milky Wax

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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 4d

New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...

Ranking member of the House Homeland Security Committee Bennie G. Thompson said in a statement “Mobile Fortify is a dangerous tool in the hands of ICE, and it puts American citizens at risk of detention and even deportation.” He also said “ICE officials have told us that an apparent biometric match by Mobile Fortify is a ‘definitive’ determination of a person’s status and that an ICE officer may ignore evidence of American citizenship—including a birth certificate—if the app says the person is an alien. ICE using a mobile biometrics app in ways its developers at CBP never intended or tested is a frightening, repugnant, and unconstitutional attack on Americans’ rights and freedoms.”

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a wizard with a bone to pick @joshserebryannik.bsky.social · 4d

What, you want this racism to be completely covered up?

a wizard with a bone to pick @joshserebryannik.bsky.social · 5d

NEW TRIPLES
EL DIABLO
GUACAMOLE BACON BURGER
FAMOUS STAR
WESTERN BACON CHEESEBURGER

winking bob odenkirk points at (presumably) burgers