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It's gotta be fun just saying the craziest fucking lies on national TV.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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"Don't worry, it'll fail in the senate." Ancient cis proverb
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Dragon Night
#illustration #art
December 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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grinse is a shimmering state of clarity induced by thinking about franchising a business
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dan Bongino is the most Dan Bongino looking guy you could imagine
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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don’t know what to get your girl for christmas? try a simple machine, she’ll go crazy for INCLINED PLANE
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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One of my favorite running bits is that Donald Trump over the past decade has repeatedly indicated that he believes stealth aircraft are physically invisible.

Absolutely world-class stupidity. You’ve never met someone this stupid. He’d be the stupidest person in any room you’ve ever been in.
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tchotchkes
YouTube video by The Lemon Twigs - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Say what you will about Charlie Kirk, but he hasn't said anything racist in 3 months.
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Two things that don't get old:

1. Charlie Kirk jokes

2. Charlie Kirk
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Dwarvish hip-hop group Stone, Mugs, and Armory
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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omg they rebranded ice cream
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Imagine being in a locked room with Josh Gad and Lin-Manuel Miranda.
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Actual psychologist here, and there are 2 things I would like to point out:

1. This sort of "we tried our best / we weren't so bad" is very much a classic move of the awful authoritarian and/or narcissistic parent, they've always done this and social media has allowed them more reach 🧵
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
on.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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J.D. Vance was meant to be a guy you see for 3 seconds on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives as he goes "oh yeah, so good" with his dumb BBQ sauce-covered face. But instead he's the Vice President, explaining how you can be for a pure nation while having an Indian wife, because "one less wife for them"
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
you will be visited by three spirits
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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You call yourself a misandrist, yet you are against gambling? One of the leading causes in male suicide
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
simply shocked and appalled at the crass things drumpf said so crassly
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM