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"porta-pottino"
A weird man in a black button up shirt. Jordan Schlansky
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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you will be visited by three spirits
rock band zz top
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Gotta make sure Santa doesn't think I'm gay.
A black 'tactical' Christmas stocking with buckles and pouches and shit.
December 15, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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BAD 4 GOOD
Four teenaged boys with long hair "BAD 4 GOOD"
December 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Picture of a pig with huge testicles upon which a huge turd rests.
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Positive male role model.
A smiling, dark haired, mustachioed man in a white t-shirt with a pack of cigarettes rolled in one sleeve. He wears a tool belt over his jeans,which matches his denim vest. He's holding his arms up to show off his biceps, which are not at all impressive.
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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A billionaire
Tick, filled with blood.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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A televangelist speaking into a microphone holding while holding a book, presumably a bible, up high with his right hand.
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Norm MacDonald in a black fleece, in a car.
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving
a pink pig with poop on its testicles
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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DeLuiseing this Thanksgiving
Dom DeLuise. A jolly looking fellow. He has a dark beard, collared shirt, red vest and dark jacket. He's wearing a hat, I don't know what this sort is called. He's smiling at you with his cheek resting on his knuckles. (I think he's really hamming up the smile, and doesn't really mean it)
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Came across this dirtbag gnome I drew a few years back.
A bearded, really scummy looking face with a red hat
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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"i am so sad about the beached whale in yachats :( as of an hour ago it's still alive. there's a billion people down there in wetsuits doing a bucket brigade, they've got coffee and food donated. the marine biologist can get there in 2 hours but high tide isn't until 9. hang on big buddy!" Seinfeld's George Costanza holding a golf ball
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
Fictional Rock Band Jessie and the Rippers, from the sitcom Full House
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Proboscis monkey.
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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AAAAAH
A long haired man with an earring, Paul Stanley
November 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Jordan Schlansky, enjoye of convenient coffee
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Matt Yglesias' wife. Thrilled
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Gonna make a celebration cake
Duncan hines yellow cake mix
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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"These are perfect!"
Otho from Beetlejuice, an overweight man with short black hair, in a black suit, with a red tie.
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Lil grocery list person
Ballpoint pen sketch of a bald person
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Fred Armisen from the Marble Columns sketch from Saturday NIght Live
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Hakeem Jeffries, looking emphatic.
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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A picture of a bagel. I could write 1200 characters worth of text about this bagel with alt text.
October 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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A spiral sliced ham. $3.99 lb. 100% USABLE
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM