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you know he's got a little boner under there
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
you know he's got a little boner under there
They either feel like THAT or the OTHER way and both aren't great.
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
They either feel like THAT or the OTHER way and both aren't great.
Changed my mind about him, love the guy now.
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Changed my mind about him, love the guy now.
I've been wrong about him this whole time.
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I've been wrong about him this whole time.
Are heroin eggs the reason I nod off during breakfast?
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Are heroin eggs the reason I nod off during breakfast?
bluesky's king of euphemisms
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
bluesky's king of euphemisms
Imagine not wanting to befriend the forest creatures.
You're heinous.
You're heinous.
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Imagine not wanting to befriend the forest creatures.
You're heinous.
You're heinous.
can you walk like a penguin?
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
can you walk like a penguin?
holy shit. that lighter is expensive
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
holy shit. that lighter is expensive
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grinse is a shimmering state of clarity induced by thinking about franchising a business
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
grinse is a shimmering state of clarity induced by thinking about franchising a business
Animorphs is required reading at barber college. You can probably just mention the title.
December 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Animorphs is required reading at barber college. You can probably just mention the title.
took me a solid 5 seconds. bravo
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
took me a solid 5 seconds. bravo
me too. because of the anxiety.
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
me too. because of the anxiety.
"so everybody is Morton Downey Jr in the computer, or something?"
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"so everybody is Morton Downey Jr in the computer, or something?"