America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72
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Creamed my dick up again
I got medicated cream all over my dick. You can’t tell me nothin right now. Oh the White House is being physically dismantled? Don’t care, my dick is creamed up
Let me guess. They’re not actually the perfect neighbor
I got medicated cream all over my dick. You can’t tell me nothin right now. Oh the White House is being physically dismantled? Don’t care, my dick is creamed up
that thing lookin’ like a dick. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Raccoon u can lay there and look at me like that all you want but I am not gonna fuck you
We were school/church friends with a family whose last name was Roth and I just quietly assumed they were related to David Lee Roth
I am going to tickle you until you piss in your pants
Wrong. A tree is brown, sometimes white, most of the time they are tree colored. Not blue. Better luck next time
lol I been thinking this recently. I have a half sleeve on one arm and this and that elsewhere and if I could wave a magic wand for $0 dollars and make them all go away, I gladly would. I’m 44 man, I feel like a fuckin cornball with tattoos. look at the unc trying to be cool
My dad is a rich guy, I’ve gone to Rays games with him where he went fishing through trash cans on the way out of the stadium, in hopes that somebody threw away a reusable souvenir beer cup that he could bring home to add to his collection
This bacon egg & cheese on a croissant is good, but what if the croissant was harder to bite and chew?
why does my dude look like the shrunken head man from Beetlejuice tho
Video stores were not categorically bad any moreso than streaming services are categorically good, but y’all clearly never had an older movie in mind that you wanted to rent that you had to go to three stores to try to find, only to give up and come home empty-handed and frustrated when you couldn’t