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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4h

Forbidden beverage generator

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 7h

Creamed my dick up again

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 1d

I got medicated cream all over my dick. You can’t tell me nothin right now. Oh the White House is being physically dismantled? Don’t care, my dick is creamed up

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 7h

Big thing of rocks

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 9h

you can fuck my girl Harry Houdini

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 11h

Katamari tank controls forever, git gud

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 23h

Let me guess. They’re not actually the perfect neighbor

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 1d

I got medicated cream all over my dick. You can’t tell me nothin right now. Oh the White House is being physically dismantled? Don’t care, my dick is creamed up

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 1d

that thing lookin’ like a dick. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 1d

u can fuck my bitch, Albanian Bruce

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 1d

Raccoon u can lay there and look at me like that all you want but I am not gonna fuck you

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah, love my little dude

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 2d

We were school/church friends with a family whose last name was Roth and I just quietly assumed they were related to David Lee Roth

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 2d

Squidward ass bxtch

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 2d

???????????????

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 2d

You need to calm down

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 2d

I am going to tickle you until you piss in your pants

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 2d

Wrong. A tree is brown, sometimes white, most of the time they are tree colored. Not blue. Better luck next time

INBELLA @inbella.bsky.social · 3d

Dakota Johnson To Direct Charli XCX In ‘A Tree Is Blue’, Filming In LA

https://www.inbella.com/1338166/dakota-johnson-to-direct-charli-xcx-in-a-tree-is-blue-filming-in-la/

Dakota Johnson will make her feature directorial debut on drama A Tree Is Blue, we can confirm, with Vanessa Burghardt (Cha …

Dakota Johnson To Direct Charli XCX In 'A Tree Is Blue', Filming In LA - INBELLA

Dakota Johnson will make her feature directorial debut on drama A Tree Is Blue, we can confirm, with Vanessa Burghardt (Cha Cha Real Smooth), Charli XCX

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 2d

This happened six years ago

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 3d

lol I been thinking this recently. I have a half sleeve on one arm and this and that elsewhere and if I could wave a magic wand for $0 dollars and make them all go away, I gladly would. I’m 44 man, I feel like a fuckin cornball with tattoos. look at the unc trying to be cool

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 3d

I read Unqualified Reservations in 2015

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 3d

My dad is a rich guy, I’ve gone to Rays games with him where he went fishing through trash cans on the way out of the stadium, in hopes that somebody threw away a reusable souvenir beer cup that he could bring home to add to his collection

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 3d

This bacon egg & cheese on a croissant is good, but what if the croissant was harder to bite and chew?

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 3d

Getting my goo up

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4d

why does my dude look like the shrunken head man from Beetlejuice tho

America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 4d

Video stores were not categorically bad any moreso than streaming services are categorically good, but y’all clearly never had an older movie in mind that you wanted to rent that you had to go to three stores to try to find, only to give up and come home empty-handed and frustrated when you couldn’t

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