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1993 Pinewood Derby champion
C̵͉͘r̸̜̉e̷̟̓d̴̥͘d̵̥͘d̸̪̃d̸̝̂ḯ̴̜t̶͉̓ ̴͙̂c̶̠͝a̷͇̓r̵̛͉r̷͎̃r̵̦͘d̷͔́?̷͉̈́ ̶͙͝y̴̢̛ȯ̵͔u̷̙͊ ̷̥̔g̴̥̽o̴̲̾t̷̫̀ṫ̵̩ṫ̸̜t̷̡̀ ̴̺̊i̶̢̽t̸͉̏ţ̶̅t̵̥̀t̶͉̾ṱ̴̅t̴̘̽t̵̯̑
December 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
C̵͉͘r̸̜̉e̷̟̓d̴̥͘d̵̥͘d̸̪̃d̸̝̂ḯ̴̜t̶͉̓ ̴͙̂c̶̠͝a̷͇̓r̵̛͉r̷͎̃r̵̦͘d̷͔́?̷͉̈́ ̶͙͝y̴̢̛ȯ̵͔u̷̙͊ ̷̥̔g̴̥̽o̴̲̾t̷̫̀ṫ̵̩ṫ̸̜t̷̡̀ ̴̺̊i̶̢̽t̸͉̏ţ̶̅t̵̥̀t̶͉̾ṱ̴̅t̴̘̽t̵̯̑
I’m making updog..
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’m making updog..
My dog Coco wants you to have a Happy Happy and a Merry Merry
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My dog Coco wants you to have a Happy Happy and a Merry Merry
totally worth it tho
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
totally worth it tho
hey necksplitter, check this out
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
hey necksplitter, check this out
Not pictured: dippy cup of gravy
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Not pictured: dippy cup of gravy
I truly believe that this is the funniest thing that has ever been posted to the internet. Not an all-timer; *thee* uncontested all-timer
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I truly believe that this is the funniest thing that has ever been posted to the internet. Not an all-timer; *thee* uncontested all-timer
I’m gone off that shit that gives Santa Claus his superpowers
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m gone off that shit that gives Santa Claus his superpowers
Powdered Toast Man lookin ass
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Powdered Toast Man lookin ass
I got a bad bitch that looks like the Pingu walrus
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I got a bad bitch that looks like the Pingu walrus
This happened six years ago
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This happened six years ago
I moved to Scranton, PA recently. There’s a place downtown called Mutant Brewing that serves mediocre beer, excellent Detroit style pizza, and uhhhhhh looks like this, in the year of our lord 2025
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I moved to Scranton, PA recently. There’s a place downtown called Mutant Brewing that serves mediocre beer, excellent Detroit style pizza, and uhhhhhh looks like this, in the year of our lord 2025
Irish People Try Braised Beef Short Ribs
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Irish People Try Braised Beef Short Ribs
We’re in the middle of a civil war and I desperately need to be milked, will u help me TheBarracksLawyer
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We’re in the middle of a civil war and I desperately need to be milked, will u help me TheBarracksLawyer
🎶 so momma, if you please
pass me the pork roll, egg, and cheese
if u pleeze, on a kaiser bun 🎵
pass me the pork roll, egg, and cheese
if u pleeze, on a kaiser bun 🎵
October 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
🎶 so momma, if you please
pass me the pork roll, egg, and cheese
if u pleeze, on a kaiser bun 🎵
pass me the pork roll, egg, and cheese
if u pleeze, on a kaiser bun 🎵
Oh fuck! Oh shhhiitttt!! Which one of you idiots gave Freddy another glove?? ah geez man, we are completely fucked now
October 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Oh fuck! Oh shhhiitttt!! Which one of you idiots gave Freddy another glove?? ah geez man, we are completely fucked now
