R. Fuckminster Buller
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R. Fuckminster Buller
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Either war is obsolete or men are.
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Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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i started to type a post and then got distracted and came back assuming i would remember what i was saying and instead the post just said "do y'all ever get scared"
January 20, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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But doctor, I AM an AI assistant here to help you accomplish your goals! When you’re ready, just start typing your question — I’m always here to help!
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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Young replies: ""Well, I don't know, Martin. It's not the entire system. It's only part of it, and I think we can fix that."

King's reply begins: "I don't need to hear from you, Andy," he said. "I've heard enough from you. You're a capitalist, and I'm not."
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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Just popping in to report that if you wear your “Chinga La Migra/Chinga Tu MAGA” shirt to the Burbank Costco, the reactions will be positive (and if you’re wondering I got the shirt, I don’t remember, and for Christ’s sake you’re literally on the internet right now).
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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I don’t know this elder. But he’s apparently an immigrant, so I can imagine the extraordinary story he can tell, of an arduous journey over seas and continents to a strange land to find peace. And now it ends in a nightmare because some ruthless pricks decided it was politically expedient.
Hmong man detained by ICE today in St. Paul, Minnesota.

(Photo via Reuters)
January 19, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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A quick note to all the media covering Minneapolis right now, the Reich called my grandfather and great uncle "protesters" when all they were doing was stopping SS from disappearing their neighbors. So maybe don't be like the Nazi Press unless you are the Nazi Press.
Killed my grandfather and my great uncle for speaking out against the Reich. Took over my grandmother's house with my mom living there as a child. And they were not Jewish. Nazis are not an abstract concept.
There's a lot of abstract talk about nazis right now and I just want to bring it back to concrete reality for a second:

Those motherfuckers tried to murder MY GRANDPARENTS.
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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ICE raids are not the first time this was made explicit. I think people downplay how much Jim Crow was not just about controlling Black people but it was also about controlling white people. If you thought racism was dumb and acted that way you could end up with a bomb in your home
Just keep coming back to the fact that keeping people in a constant state of terror is a form of mass disablement and essential to the eugenic project that is the United States.
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
if we set aside the Star Wars movies, it's a tie between Pretty Woman and Bridget Jones's Diary for reasons I'd rather not go in to
What is the movie you have seen the most times that you would say you do NOT like?
January 17, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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*whoever

Also: No.
January 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.

readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
The Companies Behind ICE
Sludge built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
readsludge.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Fellas, is it morally justifiable to log off?
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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The murder squads are shoddily run and wasteful. The American people demand efficiency. My bill will demand an accounting for every bullet.
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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It would be helpful if when people provided legal analysis of how states are required to defer to federal law enforcement, they would also explain which specific laws the federal agents are currently enforcing and how, functionally, the things the agents are doing enforce those laws
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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important too I think that they are badly *losing* the propaganda war. ICE is very unpopular, their actions are unpopular, the president is unpopular, reflected both in polls and in actual elections. 1
The inability to attack everywhere at once in any sustained way means their constant redeployments = time for former targets to recover, pending ones to prepare.

I’m convinced their constant videotaping is evidence THEY know they’re weak:

They have to win a propaganda war bc can’t win real one.
January 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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This is why I hate it when ppl say things like “ICE is now our largest police force.”

That’s true in budget terms. But they’ve flooded M-SP w over 1,000 ICE/CBP types.

That’s more than the combined MSP police forces … and ~3% the size of the NYPD.

Scale matters.
One thing that I’m not sure the general public quite gets is how small the Twin Cities are compared to the other metros that have experienced moments like this. DC metro is about twice us. Chicago, LA, NYC vastly bigger.
January 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
my heart truly goes out to @theonion.com staff, whose jobs producing legible satire grow more difficult with each day.
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.

ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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The simple mind of a child can encapsulate my entire worldview, I brag,
January 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Rising grocery prices raise new questions about Joe Biden‘s economic policies
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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over the course of 1871, congress held seven months of hearings on ku klux klan and other white vigilante violence in the south, they took detailed testimony from hundreds of black men and women attesting to klan terror. (1/?)
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM