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Gravy Crockett

@bostonjerry.bsky.social

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Celtics fan, aspiring Jeopardy contestant, founder of #SandwichSky.

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · Aug 9

Heirloom tomato, prosciutto, and fresh mozzarella, with balsamic glaze and Wegmans sandwich oil aioli.

This is it. This is the sandwich. #SandwichSky

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 13h

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 15h

Getting centibillionaires to give you some of their infinite money whenever you need more could be considered a type of “business success”

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 19h

Lowell?? Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 20h

I will, just hoping that the power doesn’t go out. They’re saying 40-50mph gusts where I live

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 20h

This nor’easter that’s about to hit us looks pretty serious.

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 21h

Lol absolutely correct on both counts

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 21h

*Golf cake

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 21h

15 years of perfect online OPSEC down the drain because I was so excited about the gold cake lmao

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 21h

Best thing I ever did, by a wide margin

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 22h

Thank you!!!

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 22h

Lmao don’t worry I’d never do that to you

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 22h

😂😂😂

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 22h

Lol the whole internet *is* a lie, but don’t worry I’m just out here in the burbs like the extremely white man I’ve also never lied about being

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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 23h

Boston-ish near the beach Jeremy doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 23h

It’s really good. Excellent frosting

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 23h

Not in the city itself. I’ve been in the area my whole life, but only lived in actual Boston proper for a stretch in my 20s.

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 23h

So nice!

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 23h

Lmao this is what happens when you can’t be sure that anything online is real anymore

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 23h

Lmao it sure doesn’t. “SouthShoreJeremy” sounds like someone trying to be an IG influencer for super local content but they only have like 750 followers

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 23h

Yeah no nothing like that, the only time I didn’t live within 20 miles of Boston itself was when I went to college in Maryland

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 23h

Me too! It’s perfect for me AND the party was at a driving range. Mrs Jerry never misses

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 23h

Jerome, Jerald, Geraldo, Jeraldine, I get them all lol

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 23h

Yeah it’s not too far a leap lol

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 23h

Lol cmon now, you know I’m from the burbs!

But I’ve been in Greater Boston my whole life and lived in actual the city for a while in my 20s

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 23h

My childhood friends started calling me Jerry circa 1999 and still do to this day. Ever since then it’s always been my handle online.

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