Evan
@nerditry.myatproto.social
I live in a forest in the Blue Ridge Mountains
What the hell is going on?
Just bumped into Ronald Isley in the hallway, I left my damn phone in the room 😂😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
What the hell is going on?
Please walk into Lake Okeechobee 🤣
My mac and cheese sounds like the best night of your relationship
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Please walk into Lake Okeechobee 🤣
Cheese shredding should be outsourced to the food processor and shredding disc.
Keep your knuckles safe, friends.
Keep your knuckles safe, friends.
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Cheese shredding should be outsourced to the food processor and shredding disc.
Keep your knuckles safe, friends.
Keep your knuckles safe, friends.
The Get Shorty series will cure you of that 😂😂
Oh, no, baby, I get it. I saw his "Parenthood" arc *and* "Men of a Certain Age"....GET it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Get Shorty series will cure you of that 😂😂
Worked her entire career to be the keeper of a truly evil flame.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Worked her entire career to be the keeper of a truly evil flame.
I’m trying to be like you. This one is sharp cheddar and smoked gruyere (cause bogo).
Have one more tray to go.
Have one more tray to go.
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’m trying to be like you. This one is sharp cheddar and smoked gruyere (cause bogo).
Have one more tray to go.
Have one more tray to go.
Reposted by Evan
The CIA doesn't want you to know that they never actually cured Pac-Man Fever
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The CIA doesn't want you to know that they never actually cured Pac-Man Fever
Basil Hayden cocktail day. First off, mixed with trader joe’s sparkling cranberry & ginger ale.
I was gonna wait til 11 to start drinking....NOPE. LETS GO!
a football player wearing a number 6 jersey is dancing on the field
ALT: a football player wearing a number 6 jersey is dancing on the field
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Basil Hayden cocktail day. First off, mixed with trader joe’s sparkling cranberry & ginger ale.
Joan Cusack should’ve been nominated for this one
I think after this episode I am gonna watch Addams Family Values.
🫡 The plug @bamaslymm.blacksky.app
🫡 The plug @bamaslymm.blacksky.app
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Joan Cusack should’ve been nominated for this one
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RIP to your mom
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
RIP to your mom
Scandalous!
Calgary culinary scene > Ottawa and Toronto culinary scene. Yeah I said it
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Scandalous!
Warms my heart how many guys on here love being a dad.
Can't believe I'm watching this one her first time at the salon now
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Warms my heart how many guys on here love being a dad.
Why did it take this article for me to realize Norman Powell is one of the most Jamaican names possible.
“Everything feels like it’s falling into place.” I profiled Heat star Norman Powell @theathletic.com A story about home, belonging and Jamaica: www.nytimes.com/athletic/682...
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Why did it take this article for me to realize Norman Powell is one of the most Jamaican names possible.
Let me check the bylaws and see if attending the 2001 Windsor, ON Corn Festival qualifies.
More Americans seeking Canadian citizenship after a new bill makes it easier #LostCanadiansBill #Canada
Heather Wright takes a closer look at how the 'Lost Canadians' legislation is making it easier for those with Canadian ties abroad to become citizens.
www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/1...
Heather Wright takes a closer look at how the 'Lost Canadians' legislation is making it easier for those with Canadian ties abroad to become citizens.
www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/1...
CTV National News: More Americans seeking Canadian citizenship after a new bill makes it easier
Heather Wright takes a closer look at how the 'Lost Canadians' legislation is making it easier for those with Canadian ties abroad to become citizens.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Let me check the bylaws and see if attending the 2001 Windsor, ON Corn Festival qualifies.
Yes to that and for me, acid. Lemon juice or mild vinegar.
I can’t explain it but if you tastes something and think “something is missing but idk what” it’s bay leaf. It’s more of a feeling than a flavor but it is also absolutely somehow, still a flavor lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Yes to that and for me, acid. Lemon juice or mild vinegar.
I will make you fresh collards kimchi
no beige plates. we are too old and colon cancer is up.
get you a FRESH. GREEN. VEGETABLE. on that plate.
greens don't count.
get you a FRESH. GREEN. VEGETABLE. on that plate.
greens don't count.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I will make you fresh collards kimchi
It adds a nice mystery flavor to rice
Don't trust anyone who says that they know what bay leaves are for.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It adds a nice mystery flavor to rice
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Parents in DC heads up:
MedStar Health invites your neurodivergent kids 5-10 to come climb with us! at DC Bouldering Project collaboration.
Where: DC Bouldering Project Eckington
When: Saturday, December 6.
THIS IS A FREE EVENT (Link in the next post)
MedStar Health invites your neurodivergent kids 5-10 to come climb with us! at DC Bouldering Project collaboration.
Where: DC Bouldering Project Eckington
When: Saturday, December 6.
THIS IS A FREE EVENT (Link in the next post)
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Parents in DC heads up:
MedStar Health invites your neurodivergent kids 5-10 to come climb with us! at DC Bouldering Project collaboration.
Where: DC Bouldering Project Eckington
When: Saturday, December 6.
THIS IS A FREE EVENT (Link in the next post)
MedStar Health invites your neurodivergent kids 5-10 to come climb with us! at DC Bouldering Project collaboration.
Where: DC Bouldering Project Eckington
When: Saturday, December 6.
THIS IS A FREE EVENT (Link in the next post)
I’ll tell you how: necromancy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’ll tell you how: necromancy.
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Already a successful influencer
Daughter goes to Hawaii on Wednesday for cheer. Must be nice to be broke as hell and still vacationing.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Already a successful influencer
Asparagus and beets need to come with a sticky note reminder that you place on the toilet after eating.
It's always bewildering when you go to pee the morning after eating asparagus. For a half second you're like, "Shit, do I need to go to the doctor?" Lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Asparagus and beets need to come with a sticky note reminder that you place on the toilet after eating.