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🔱 Matt Ufford 🔱 @mattufford.bsky.social · 4h

whoever made the mouth in the neck Verizon commercial … you are my enemy for life

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 5h

delete this

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Just some guy @rocinante.bsky.social · 6h

That stupid epic handshake meme I like just a bit too much:

Left hand: “Why lookst thou so?" "With my crossbow
I shot the albatross.”

Right hand: “tonight’s ballgame”

They meet: “mariner v bird”

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 6h

I guess I should hate the Jays but I don't really, Toronto is one of my favo(u)rite cities

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 6h

Let's go fun. I hope both teams have fun.

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 7h

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 9h

have you played catfishing.net, it's Wordle for geeks like.....some people who fall into Wikipedia holes

catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game

Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.

catfishing.net

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 9h

dub the Star Wars audio over it immediately, thank you

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 9h

she hasn't responded to me, I thought she embraced debate bsky.app/profile/jake...

Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 10h

Remember how you got totally conned by Lance Armstrong lol

Sally Jenkins @sallyjenx.bsky.social · 12h

Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 9h

it may not be Optimal but it Works and that's more important

Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 9h

This is also related to people who don't understand why someone would book a cruise/resort/Disney vacation.

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 9h

Linux people another one of the subset of geeks that drastically underrate the value of things just working with minimal input

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 10h

not one of the linux people in this thread is doing a single, solitary thing to refute the joke

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 10h

every linux person i know: you should try linux, it’s great and easy!

also every linux person i know:

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 10h

Remember how you got totally conned by Lance Armstrong lol

Sally Jenkins @sallyjenx.bsky.social · 12h

Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss

The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.

www.theatlantic.com

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 14h

The Jets were good for a few years in the early 2010s

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 14h

Hell yeah folks

catfishing.net
#476 - 9/10 🎉
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catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game

Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.

catfishing.net

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 14h

:(

Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 14h

Come on

Wordle 1,576 X/6

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 1d

This will be skewed by Charger Georg (aka Andrew Cuomo)

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 1d

I like how you alternate between slamming Ohio and defending its honor.

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 1d

this thumbnail is unacceptable

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 1d

(Extremely from the NYC metro and pronounces merry/mary/marry differently voice) He's right and he should say it

1st Viscount Craigavon @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 2d

The thing about "Kerry Bonds" is that Kerry and Barry don't rhyme

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 2d

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 2d

Some strong replies here

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 2d

Let's remember some Mariners. Richie Sexson

Ants @ants.bsky.social · 2d

SOME RANDOM MARINER JUST HIT A DINGER I DON'T CARE WHO. CAL. GENO. WALT WHITMAN. WHOEVER.

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Roger Cormier: Built for Fall @yayroger.bsky.social · 2d

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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