Jake (Real)
@jakemhs.bsky.social
Yankees, other sports, cats, parenting, anything funny or interesting.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
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My sister wrote a children's book series! It is sweet and inclusive and the art is crazy cool. She hand crafted each page with recycled materials. Check out Among the Moss and Mushrooms by Mel Rise.
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Amazon.com
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November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My sister wrote a children's book series! It is sweet and inclusive and the art is crazy cool. She hand crafted each page with recycled materials. Check out Among the Moss and Mushrooms by Mel Rise.
a.co/d/0bwDl4m
a.co/d/0bwDl4m
It stinks!
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It stinks!
Patiently explaining to my kid that "it was my birthday and it was raining" is not a bad enough dream to wake me up at 3 am
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Patiently explaining to my kid that "it was my birthday and it was raining" is not a bad enough dream to wake me up at 3 am
RIP to your mom
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
RIP to your mom
You can't fake that kind of grin
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You can't fake that kind of grin
No! No!!
Jeff Weaver
Pitcher
Debut: 1999 - Retired: 2010
ANA - SEA - STL - LAD - NYY - DET
Pitcher
Debut: 1999 - Retired: 2010
ANA - SEA - STL - LAD - NYY - DET
Jeff Weaver at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Jeff Weaver
baseball-reference.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
No! No!!
What if he was teammates with Weston Wilson
Toronto Blue Jays released LHP Easton Lucas.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What if he was teammates with Weston Wilson
Is a hot pocket a pie, greatest thread in forums history etc
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Is a hot pocket a pie, greatest thread in forums history etc
Pie is better than cake because cake usually has frosting which is disgusting
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pie is better than cake because cake usually has frosting which is disgusting
Absolute respect to Satan here
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Absolute respect to Satan here
He asks follow up questions and doesn't pretend have been born yesterday. Two weird tricks!
Gotta admit, the cult of Chotiner is a little baffling to me. He's a very good interviewer, but I think what he does is basically table stakes accountability-holding for, say, the British or German press. That it stands out so much here says more about US media than about him.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
He asks follow up questions and doesn't pretend have been born yesterday. Two weird tricks!
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
Just discovered an incredible new kind of account whose ONLY posts are arguing with Will Stancil
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just discovered an incredible new kind of account whose ONLY posts are arguing with Will Stancil
JD excommunication 🔜
In leaked audio recordings, Peter Thiel reveals he told JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral issues, including the development of ethical AI. He also suggested the American pope was a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
JD excommunication 🔜
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worker: we have two options, X and Y. which one do you want? X has these benefits and Y has these. (i spent weeks compiling this info and thousands of jobs are at stake which you know but neither of us will acknowledge)
executive: yeq
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sent from my iPhone
executive: yeq
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sent from my iPhone
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
worker: we have two options, X and Y. which one do you want? X has these benefits and Y has these. (i spent weeks compiling this info and thousands of jobs are at stake which you know but neither of us will acknowledge)
executive: yeq
___
sent from my iPhone
executive: yeq
___
sent from my iPhone
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
At this moment he was terrified of the sound of his own tail tapping the TV remote
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
At this moment he was terrified of the sound of his own tail tapping the TV remote
Another fun piece of trivia goes ppphhbbttpp
* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
In Search of Van Halen's Brown M&Ms
Contract riders and the meaning of a modern pop star
snackstack.net
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Another fun piece of trivia goes ppphhbbttpp
The indoor/outdoor cat debate online is just as feisty as anything about politics. Both sides are convinced the others are abusing their cats.
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The indoor/outdoor cat debate online is just as feisty as anything about politics. Both sides are convinced the others are abusing their cats.
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AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
Not the most important thing but it's called "How to disappear???"
I regret to inform you there is more Olivia Newzzi: the print VF will feature a nude portrait by artist Isabelle Brourman that is also destined for Art Basel Miami Beach. Notably, its inclusion appears be a surprise to VF staff. VF looking worse and worse here. www.artnews.com/art-news/new...
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Not the most important thing but it's called "How to disappear???"