Andrew M
@ducalincome.com
unprofessional computer toucher and cute animal enthusiast. 20+ year NYC resident.
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this shit is just beyond parody, man
I'm looking forward to a third Sopranos reboot where the characters spend a third of every episode explaining to someone off camera what the mafia is, how it makes money, and what every character did in the previous episodes.
there it is!
*NETFLIX TO BUY WARNER BROS. FOR ENTERPRISE VALUE OF $82.7B
*NETFLIX TO BUY WARNER BROS. FOR $27.75 PER SHARE
*NETFLIX TO BUY WARNER BROS. AFTER DISCOVERY GLOBAL SEPARATION
*NETFLIX TO BUY WARNER BROS. FOR ENTERPRISE VALUE OF $82.7B
*NETFLIX TO BUY WARNER BROS. FOR $27.75 PER SHARE
*NETFLIX TO BUY WARNER BROS. AFTER DISCOVERY GLOBAL SEPARATION
PSKY crash out
Y'day:
*PARAMOUNT RAISES BREAKUP FEE IN WARNER BROS. BID TO $5 BILLION
9:17a today:
*NETFLIX IN THE LEAD IN BID FOR WARNER BROS. DISCOVERY: CNBC
10:03a today:
*PARAMOUNT QUESTIONS WBD ON 'FAIRNESS' OF SALE PROCESS: CNBC
*CNBC CITES A LETTER FROM PARAMOUNT TO WBD CEO DAVID ZASLAV
Y'day:
*PARAMOUNT RAISES BREAKUP FEE IN WARNER BROS. BID TO $5 BILLION
9:17a today:
*NETFLIX IN THE LEAD IN BID FOR WARNER BROS. DISCOVERY: CNBC
10:03a today:
*PARAMOUNT QUESTIONS WBD ON 'FAIRNESS' OF SALE PROCESS: CNBC
*CNBC CITES A LETTER FROM PARAMOUNT TO WBD CEO DAVID ZASLAV
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'm looking forward to a third Sopranos reboot where the characters spend a third of every episode explaining to someone off camera what the mafia is, how it makes money, and what every character did in the previous episodes.
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My parents are visiting for Thanksgiving. We were taking the dog for a walk and stopped at a bar on the way back and my wife took this picture of my dad and dog and it's my new favorite photo.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My parents are visiting for Thanksgiving. We were taking the dog for a walk and stopped at a bar on the way back and my wife took this picture of my dad and dog and it's my new favorite photo.
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“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right
no, it’s fucking terrible for trump, lol
I don't know if it makes sense to describe what happened today as "good PR". The Fox crowd doesn't seem terribly thrilled about the meeting either.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
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can’t believe K-Mart went out of business when they came up with the best commercial of the 21st century
Kmart :: Ship My Pants Commercial :: 2013
YouTube video by R3TROGAM3R
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
can’t believe K-Mart went out of business when they came up with the best commercial of the 21st century
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The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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The Court of Chancery spends a lot of time deciding cases that involve multi-billion-dollar deals. Its equity jurisdiction means it also gets to decide things like who should keep Tucker the Goldendoodle (don't worry, he's not getting cut in half) courts.delaware.gov/Opinions/Dow...
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The Court of Chancery spends a lot of time deciding cases that involve multi-billion-dollar deals. Its equity jurisdiction means it also gets to decide things like who should keep Tucker the Goldendoodle (don't worry, he's not getting cut in half) courts.delaware.gov/Opinions/Dow...
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
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November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
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guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile
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Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
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This is called rent, except you’re responsible for all the expenses, insurance and taxes.
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is called rent, except you’re responsible for all the expenses, insurance and taxes.
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The relevant comp is not to the median income. It is opportunity cost. If you are able to run an organization on the scale of an NYC mayoral campaign AND run a bureaucracy on the same scale, your private sector earning power is measured in the millions of dollars per year.
I would get this sentiment if the mayor was making like 50k a year, but no, a person making 260k/yr in NYC is making double the median *household* income of a family of 3. The idea that doubling that would somehow disincentivize amoral strivers from running for mayor is ludicrous.
ryan is right. people HATE hearing this. but it is just a matter of simple incentives. if you want a more representative legislature — and if you want a legislature more resistant to corruption — then you need to jack up the salaries. serving as mayor of NYC should net you a cool 500K *at least*
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The relevant comp is not to the median income. It is opportunity cost. If you are able to run an organization on the scale of an NYC mayoral campaign AND run a bureaucracy on the same scale, your private sector earning power is measured in the millions of dollars per year.
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to those who celebrate.
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to those who celebrate.
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
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I don’t understand how Trump lost so much ground from a year ago after spending every single day making people’s lives hell while raking in $3 billion in Qatari bribes through his crypto coin
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I don’t understand how Trump lost so much ground from a year ago after spending every single day making people’s lives hell while raking in $3 billion in Qatari bribes through his crypto coin
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