Jake (Real)
@jakemhs.bsky.social
Yankees, other sports, cats, parenting, anything funny or interesting.
Absolute respect to Satan here
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Absolute respect to Satan here
Just discovered an incredible new kind of account whose ONLY posts are arguing with Will Stancil
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just discovered an incredible new kind of account whose ONLY posts are arguing with Will Stancil
At this moment he was terrified of the sound of his own tail tapping the TV remote
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
At this moment he was terrified of the sound of his own tail tapping the TV remote
What is the market for diet decaffeinated coffee soda?
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What is the market for diet decaffeinated coffee soda?
Me and my kid after getting crimed six times on the subway
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Me and my kid after getting crimed six times on the subway
My name is Bob and I'm here to say
We're bringing back woke in a major way
We're bringing back woke in a major way
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My name is Bob and I'm here to say
We're bringing back woke in a major way
We're bringing back woke in a major way
She ate all the churu and thinks there should be more churu
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
She ate all the churu and thinks there should be more churu
If you are thinking of paying $50 for rocks painted to look like cupcakes just give me your money
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If you are thinking of paying $50 for rocks painted to look like cupcakes just give me your money
The Padres farm stinks but they lead in excellent names www.baseballprospectus.com/prospects/ar...
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Padres farm stinks but they lead in excellent names www.baseballprospectus.com/prospects/ar...
@martfreed.bsky.social prediction check in! We hope you come back sometime
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
@martfreed.bsky.social prediction check in! We hope you come back sometime
Exclusive look inside the data center
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Exclusive look inside the data center
Why pay for wrestling or MMA when you can get cats
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Why pay for wrestling or MMA when you can get cats
Look man I've got enough going on
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Look man I've got enough going on
Normal way to watch TV
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Normal way to watch TV
Always a delight when there's "no delays" but wait times look like this
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Always a delight when there's "no delays" but wait times look like this
Please rate my kid's pants
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Please rate my kid's pants
Sir this is obscene
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sir this is obscene
Looking for miscreants seven floors below
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Looking for miscreants seven floors below
Report from today's school drop off
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Report from today's school drop off