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Evan
@nerditry.myatproto.social
I live in a forest in the Blue Ridge Mountains
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’m trying to be like you. This one is sharp cheddar and smoked gruyere (cause bogo).

Have one more tray to go.
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits.

The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I have to get past the mental block of a good baked mac and cheese side being $30 to make
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
What is "Stomping on the imaginary brake pedal?"
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
And leading the invocation
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If you want to get competitive and leave a lot of pissed off people, run this tournament.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
When I've had enough of your banter
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What up home box office? Can I call you HBO?
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
June 2020
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
That man: "Women aren't visual."

Women:
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
@mminthecity.bsky.social look at this good egg
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Rented @cerromerussell.blacksky.app special on Prime. Can’t wait to watch with my kids!
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This is a lifestyle
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Bird bird bird.

The bird is the word.
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
When you combine these two in an unholy ritual:
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"DAYSTAR PETERSON"
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is why you don’t model for stock photography 😂
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I was not expecting this, today.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM