Tom Crittenden
@tomcrittenden.bsky.social
Light bulbs and speakers..
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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Okay, here's the Bacon Bhajis recipe...
100g gram flour
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
1 tsp hot chilli powder
1/2 tsp tumeric
100g gram flour
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
1 tsp hot chilli powder
1/2 tsp tumeric
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Okay, here's the Bacon Bhajis recipe...
100g gram flour
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
1 tsp hot chilli powder
1/2 tsp tumeric
100g gram flour
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
1 tsp hot chilli powder
1/2 tsp tumeric
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The Museum of All Things is a) a nearly-infinite virtual museum generated from Wikipedia, and b) very clever indeed.
➡️ mayeclair.itch.io/museum-of-al...
➡️ mayeclair.itch.io/museum-of-al...
Museum of All Things by Maya Claire
An infinite virtual museum generated from wikipedia
mayeclair.itch.io
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The Museum of All Things is a) a nearly-infinite virtual museum generated from Wikipedia, and b) very clever indeed.
➡️ mayeclair.itch.io/museum-of-al...
➡️ mayeclair.itch.io/museum-of-al...
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It hits different reading this whole thread.
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It hits different reading this whole thread.
Final call! Rather see them used than not...
Morning gang! Don't suppose any of you fancy a pair of tickets to see Brand New in Wembley later today?
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Final call! Rather see them used than not...
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Morning gang! Don't suppose any of you fancy a pair of tickets to see Brand New in Wembley later today?
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Morning gang! Don't suppose any of you fancy a pair of tickets to see Brand New in Wembley later today?
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November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Morning gang! Don't suppose any of you fancy a pair of tickets to see Brand New in Wembley later today?
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Morning gang! Don't suppose any of you fancy a pair of tickets to see Brand New in Wembley later today?
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Portrait of Shabana Mahmood.
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Portrait of Shabana Mahmood.
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If I were a doctor with a massive house, I would definitely name it Bedside Manor
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If I were a doctor with a massive house, I would definitely name it Bedside Manor
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'Arrival'
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
'Arrival'
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
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Since Q is a boomer who doesn't understand technology I have done you all the favor of posting this insane footage
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Since Q is a boomer who doesn't understand technology I have done you all the favor of posting this insane footage
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[Werner Herzog voice]
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
[Werner Herzog voice]
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
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Married her yesterday.
I asked my girlfriend if there was anything she wanted from the store and the first thing she asked was, “how is our cheese situation.” I’m going to marry this woman.
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Married her yesterday.
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"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"
x.com/dailyportalz...
x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"
x.com/dailyportalz...
x.com/dailyportalz...
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So glad I subscribed to the Quiet Posters feed. I finally get to see more of the accounts I follow. And, oddly, many of them aren't particularly 'quiet'; they post just as much as the others, it's just that I rarely saw them.
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
So glad I subscribed to the Quiet Posters feed. I finally get to see more of the accounts I follow. And, oddly, many of them aren't particularly 'quiet'; they post just as much as the others, it's just that I rarely saw them.
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I don't see a lot of people talking about this, so I want to highlight something GOOD
Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"
She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.
Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"
She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.
Billie Eilish Calls on Billionaires to Support People in Need: 'No Hate, But Give Your Money Away'
Billie Eilish donates $11.5 million from 'Hit Me Hard and Soft' tour to charity and calls on billionaires to support people in need during hard times.
www.rollingstone.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don't see a lot of people talking about this, so I want to highlight something GOOD
Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"
She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.
Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"
She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
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Almost every bartender will give you a free drink if you tip well and treat them like a human being
That’s how low the bar is for antisocial tech bros. They can’t bring themselves to drop a fiver and be polite
That’s how low the bar is for antisocial tech bros. They can’t bring themselves to drop a fiver and be polite
Cool how one of the most prevalent tech stories now is “here’s how to be a creep and/or convincing fraud.”
How I Used Smart Glasses to Trick a Bartender Into Giving Me a Free Drink
How smart glasses can be used to con, cheat, and manipulate—and how to spot if someone is doing it.
lifehacker.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Almost every bartender will give you a free drink if you tip well and treat them like a human being
That’s how low the bar is for antisocial tech bros. They can’t bring themselves to drop a fiver and be polite
That’s how low the bar is for antisocial tech bros. They can’t bring themselves to drop a fiver and be polite
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I believe this was the point where modern Britain jumped the shark.
As November approaches, never forget that the BBC pinned a poppy on Cookie Monster.
"YPRES MAKE COOKIE MONSTER SAD. NO COOKIES AT SOMME."
"YPRES MAKE COOKIE MONSTER SAD. NO COOKIES AT SOMME."
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I believe this was the point where modern Britain jumped the shark.
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Happy third anniversary to one of Twitter’s last great moments
October 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Happy third anniversary to one of Twitter’s last great moments
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Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/louvre-thieves-given-immunity-after-confirming-jewels-stolen-for-purpose-of-training-ai-software/
Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software
FRENCH POLICE have immediately ended all efforts to recover priceless Napoleon-era jewellery from the Louvre taken in a daring heist after it emerged the jewels were merely stolen for the purposes of training AI software.
When …
waterfordwhispersnews.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/louvre-thieves-given-immunity-after-confirming-jewels-stolen-for-purpose-of-training-ai-software/