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Bryn
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- He/Him or else
- currently (always?) rethinking all life choices
- Queer, AuDHD
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Unidos somos América.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Bad Bunny ends his Super Bowl halftime show in front of a sign reading "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE"
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Okay that ad where a farmer asks ChatGPT how much water she needs to use is just them making fun of environmentalists right?
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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on a pirated stream, the streamer interjected right at this moment to tell the chat to knock it off with the political stuff, just enjoy the show. lmao. yeah stop making everything political, just enjoy this completely politically neutral art. ignore the jibaro linemen repairing a failing grid.
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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alexa ai ad: we'll fucking kill you lmao
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Remember. Your Ring camera is fascist.
The nice commercial about helping kids find their lost pets was the scariest thing I've seen in my life
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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A bold approach, for sure!
so alexa will kill you horrifically? was that the gist?
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Paying mr beast 8 million for make an super bowl ad when they've done near quarterly layoffs is a choice lol
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Kansas just passed a monstrous bill enabling criminal penalties and vigilante lawsuits for trans people using the bathroom according to their gender identity and requires them to surrender their current drivers licenses and birth certificates if it does not match their sex assigned at birth.
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino.

The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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it is kind of jarring how quickly "you should come into your office job even if you are sick with a contagious illness" became the norm for so many offices after covid.
January 21, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Some feel the coming storm in their bones. Others observe a change in animals' behavior. Others still read the signs in the moon and stars. In Texas, if this man gets on a plane, you're in danger.
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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🙂
January 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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It appears that some members of the Democratic Party are supporting KOSA.

The act purports to be about protecting children, but it could weaponize Trump's FTC to target LGBTQ+ content on the internet.

Evan Greer writes for EITM in this latest op-ed.

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Op-Ed: With KOSA, Elizabeth Warren is Betraying the Trans Youth She Claims to Protect
Evan Greer writes for EITM: "KOSA’s re-emergence comes during a moment of existential crisis for the Democratic party."
www.erininthemorning.com
January 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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this thread is enraging
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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POPE LEO HAS ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN HE IS SEATED AT THE RIGHT HAND OF THE FATHER GEORGE HALAS
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Starting to actually believe the Chicago pope theory
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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The "okay gang, let's not get carried away" party thinks we should all temper our expectations
Recent statements from political strategists and Democratic Party insiders seem to suggest that the party’s strategy for the 2026 midterm races — particularly in hotly contested swing districts — will be to focus on economic concerns rather than on holding President Donald Trump accountable.
Polls Undercut Dem Strategy to Avoid Discussing Trump Impeachment in Midterms
Democratic strategists are telling swing district candidates to focus on the economy and to avoid discussing Trump.
truthout.org
January 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Dear Congress: The time for “strongly worded letters”, speeches, resolutions and being “deeply concerned” is now officially over. Start using your power and getting creative. Start with impeachment of Kristi Noem.
January 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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This just goes to show how vacuous all those concerns about preserving the status of the Western canon were. Plato is basically the main white-bust-statue guy, but it turns out he's too woke for universities if you actually read him
January 7, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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I need a mood booster, let's talk about capybaras.

Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.

They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.

(📷: Fernando Maidana)
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM