Bearded Stoner
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Bearded Stoner
@beardedstoner.bsky.social
· Jan 17
my idols are dead and my enemies are in power
Me: Rhea Seehorn is so good. I'd watch a show that was just her.
Vince Gilligan: Challenge accepted!
Vince Gilligan: Challenge accepted!
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Me: Rhea Seehorn is so good. I'd watch a show that was just her.
Vince Gilligan: Challenge accepted!
Vince Gilligan: Challenge accepted!
My personal tiredness of the Eagles and my son's inexplicable determination to be a Chiefs fan has now led me to root for the plucky Dallas Cowboys for two weeks running. God help us all.
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My personal tiredness of the Eagles and my son's inexplicable determination to be a Chiefs fan has now led me to root for the plucky Dallas Cowboys for two weeks running. God help us all.
But where would Democrats get the idea that military members might be given illegal orders???
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
But where would Democrats get the idea that military members might be given illegal orders???
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Are any of the men in the press corps going to ask Trump to stop denigrating their colleagues or are they enjoying this?
".. the latest instance of Trump lashing out at the female journalists who cover him."
@peoplemag.bsky.social @cbsnews.com
people.com/trump-snaps-...
@peoplemag.bsky.social @cbsnews.com
people.com/trump-snaps-...
Trump Snaps at CBS Reporter on Thanksgiving When She Questions His Comments on National Guard Shooting: 'Are You a Stupid Person?'
President Donald Trump snapped at CBS News' Nancy Cordes when she questioned him about something he said during a Thanksgiving press conference, asking, 'Are you a stupid person?'
people.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Are any of the men in the press corps going to ask Trump to stop denigrating their colleagues or are they enjoying this?
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
Louisiana failed this young man smh
Joe Burrow is 28 years old and has never seen a crab.
Joe Burrow asking Melissa Stark what the crab is 😂
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Louisiana failed this young man smh
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
"It's hard to lick boots, they taste bad." Get fucked.
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"It's hard to lick boots, they taste bad." Get fucked.
Well, I can still feel things. Terrible things.
From the new HBO documentary Thoughts & Prayers that looks into the impact of the $3 billion active shooter preparedness industry on schools and communities.
If you're not American/don't live in the US, I'm asking you to please not comment.
If you're not American/don't live in the US, I'm asking you to please not comment.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Well, I can still feel things. Terrible things.
They always do this. In Iraq, we couldn't afford withdrawal "no matter what you thought of the decision to invade." Wall Street's' poor decisions had to be underwritten by main street in 2008 because the banks were "too big to fail." It's always "our abominable judgment must be consequence-free."
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
They always do this. In Iraq, we couldn't afford withdrawal "no matter what you thought of the decision to invade." Wall Street's' poor decisions had to be underwritten by main street in 2008 because the banks were "too big to fail." It's always "our abominable judgment must be consequence-free."
The complete hopeless emptiness of these people, man.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The complete hopeless emptiness of these people, man.
Chiefs at home v. Colts on the road presents a crisp and stunning uniform color contrast. It's easy to get caught up in the competition and forget what it's all about.
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Chiefs at home v. Colts on the road presents a crisp and stunning uniform color contrast. It's easy to get caught up in the competition and forget what it's all about.
Ooohhhh
it's so good, it's so good, it's so good, it's so good
It's so good...
it's so good, it's so good, it's so good, it's so good
It's so good...
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ooohhhh
it's so good, it's so good, it's so good, it's so good
It's so good...
it's so good, it's so good, it's so good, it's so good
It's so good...
Did you know that every state has places you can drive to in your car, drink as much alcohol as you want, and drive away in your car? It's totally legal and nobody can stop you!
Doctors say it's possible to get hooked on pot. There's a widespread misconception that marijuana is not addictive, and it's expanded as a growing number of states legalize pot.
It's possible to get addicted to pot. Here's what to know
Doctors say it's possible to get hooked on pot. There's a widespread misconception that marijuana is not addictive, and it's expanded as a growing number of states legalize pot.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Did you know that every state has places you can drive to in your car, drink as much alcohol as you want, and drive away in your car? It's totally legal and nobody can stop you!
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Or, in other words, murdered them without justification over the objection of people who are charged with upholding the law, bearing in mind there's been no evidence presented that they're drug traffickers, not that that's a death penalty offense or within our jurisdiction at all.
Breaking news: In the past 10 months, the Trump administration has pushed for lethal strikes on Western Hemisphere drug traffickers and repeatedly steamrolled or sidestepped government lawyers who questioned whether the provocative policy was legal.
White House blew past legal concerns in deadly strikes on drug boats
The Trump administration sidestepped skeptical lawyers across national security agencies as it pursued a military campaign against alleged narcotraffickers, officials say.
wapo.st
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Or, in other words, murdered them without justification over the objection of people who are charged with upholding the law, bearing in mind there's been no evidence presented that they're drug traffickers, not that that's a death penalty offense or within our jurisdiction at all.
It's a disgrace how prevalent weed smell is in public spaces nowadays. My children shouldn't have to experience this until they go to a party in college and realize, hey, it smells like dad's jacket in here.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's a disgrace how prevalent weed smell is in public spaces nowadays. My children shouldn't have to experience this until they go to a party in college and realize, hey, it smells like dad's jacket in here.
I didn't even know the "Jailbait" singer had gone into journalism.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I didn't even know the "Jailbait" singer had gone into journalism.
She Lizza on my Nuzzi til I rfkjr.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
She Lizza on my Nuzzi til I rfkjr.
"It'll be fine," I said. "I only need to know enough about these people to make jokes," I said.
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"It'll be fine," I said. "I only need to know enough about these people to make jokes," I said.
Arkansas head football coach Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Arkansas head football coach Marjorie Taylor Greene
Way to body an entire generation.
I'm not sure about this assertion up top: "More importantly, she was, without question, one of the best political writers of her generation." "Without question" seems like a big stretch.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Way to body an entire generation.
New Orleans? New Orleans is where you discover "Fuck Around and Find Out" are just words.
JUST IN: Border Patrol is preparing to end its immigration enforcement operation in Charlotte, nearly a week after the agency first deployed agents to the state’s most populated city, two officials at DHS tell NBC News.
Border Patrol preparing to leave Charlotte, plans to mobilize in New Orleans next
Border Patrol agents arrested more than 250 people in Charlotte this week and, according to reports, could begin operations in Louisiana and Mississippi as soon as next week.
nbcnews.to
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
New Orleans? New Orleans is where you discover "Fuck Around and Find Out" are just words.
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"Wishing Stone" got its hooks in me.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Wishing Stone" got its hooks in me.
You should always listen to a song that includes lyrics such as "you should feel bad if it makes you feel better," "your sister would break his fucking bones," and "you deserve milkshakes and home runs."
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
You should always listen to a song that includes lyrics such as "you should feel bad if it makes you feel better," "your sister would break his fucking bones," and "you deserve milkshakes and home runs."
There are too many real Trump Whores for us to waste time on the fake ones.
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
There are too many real Trump Whores for us to waste time on the fake ones.