@tejaskatie.bsky.social
I'm bi, actually 🩷💜💙
Paralegal, ice skater, RPer (MUDs specifically), writer (mostly fanfic), embroiderer, reader
Paralegal, ice skater, RPer (MUDs specifically), writer (mostly fanfic), embroiderer, reader
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oh wow, the empty netters guy only said the homophobic shit BEFORE he watched the show? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite robbie gk
January 23, 2026 at 8:27 PM
oh wow, the empty netters guy only said the homophobic shit BEFORE he watched the show? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite robbie gk
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You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
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When these fascists say it's okay to kidnap, abuse, and terrorize people because they're "illegal," please think of them saying it's okay to kidnap, abuse, and terrorize people because they have "parking tickets."
Same goddamn thing.
Same goddamn thing.
I'm calling bullshit on the media narrative that JD Vance tried to "soften" things in Minneapolis. He blamed the left for ICE violence and called the 5-year-old's father an "illegal alien" even though he's lawfully applying for asylum.
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
Trump’s ICE Goons Detained a 5-Year-Old. Then JD Vance Made It Worse.
Much of the media is treating the vice president’s Minneapolis visit as an attempt to lower the temperature. If anything, he raised it.
newrepublic.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:45 PM
When these fascists say it's okay to kidnap, abuse, and terrorize people because they're "illegal," please think of them saying it's okay to kidnap, abuse, and terrorize people because they have "parking tickets."
Same goddamn thing.
Same goddamn thing.
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Hey if you have a problem with the White House sharing A.I. generated photos of their political enemies great reminder to not also do that
January 23, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Hey if you have a problem with the White House sharing A.I. generated photos of their political enemies great reminder to not also do that
I was watching a reaction vid for heated rivalry and they said "Oh, 2008? So it's a period piece" and then I just checked myself into the old folks home
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I was watching a reaction vid for heated rivalry and they said "Oh, 2008? So it's a period piece" and then I just checked myself into the old folks home
I wish I could tell my 16 year old self "someday you will be 42 and fat and let your whole stomach hang out while you house a taco truck quesadilla and you will not care"
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I wish I could tell my 16 year old self "someday you will be 42 and fat and let your whole stomach hang out while you house a taco truck quesadilla and you will not care"
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Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.
January 22, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.
I love referring to the 1990's as the "late nineteen hundreds" and watching everyone my age crumble to dust
January 22, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I love referring to the 1990's as the "late nineteen hundreds" and watching everyone my age crumble to dust
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Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌
I was amused by their reaction videos but like
Fork found in kitchen 🤷🏻♀️
Fork found in kitchen 🤷🏻♀️
Empty Netters host privately called Heated Rivalry ‘trash,’ show creators ‘losers’ and ‘cowards’ - www.outsports.com/2026/1/22/24...
January 22, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I was amused by their reaction videos but like
Fork found in kitchen 🤷🏻♀️
Fork found in kitchen 🤷🏻♀️
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Anytime I see numbers showing that Asian people are less underwater than others, I wish we were actually fucking teaching the history of Asian people in this country.
Instead, maybe people are told that Chinese laborers built the railroads in the mid-1800s and then... like, nothing at all.
Instead, maybe people are told that Chinese laborers built the railroads in the mid-1800s and then... like, nothing at all.
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Anytime I see numbers showing that Asian people are less underwater than others, I wish we were actually fucking teaching the history of Asian people in this country.
Instead, maybe people are told that Chinese laborers built the railroads in the mid-1800s and then... like, nothing at all.
Instead, maybe people are told that Chinese laborers built the railroads in the mid-1800s and then... like, nothing at all.
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Anyways all of the "you are not prepared for how much the world hates you, Americans" takes are nonsense because WE LIVE HERE. I've had to sit here for the last decade and watch everything get worse and more outright evil until this last crescendo over the recent past.
WE HATE IT TOO.
WE HATE IT TOO.
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Anyways all of the "you are not prepared for how much the world hates you, Americans" takes are nonsense because WE LIVE HERE. I've had to sit here for the last decade and watch everything get worse and more outright evil until this last crescendo over the recent past.
WE HATE IT TOO.
WE HATE IT TOO.
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We're not even currently getting The Front, we're getting The Pre-Front, and yet again I would like to lodge a complaint with whoever assigned the task of barometer to my brain meats, because ow/🤮
o no I'm doomed
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 1:25 PM
We're not even currently getting The Front, we're getting The Pre-Front, and yet again I would like to lodge a complaint with whoever assigned the task of barometer to my brain meats, because ow/🤮
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Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.
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If it happens tonight this might genuinely be the best day of my life
January 21, 2026 at 4:38 AM
If it happens tonight this might genuinely be the best day of my life
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RAAAAAAHHHH
I know this is family drama that involves real life people and must be distressing for all involved but also this kind of tea is a great tonic during these tumultuous times
I know this is family drama that involves real life people and must be distressing for all involved but also this kind of tea is a great tonic during these tumultuous times
January 19, 2026 at 7:29 PM
RAAAAAAHHHH
I know this is family drama that involves real life people and must be distressing for all involved but also this kind of tea is a great tonic during these tumultuous times
I know this is family drama that involves real life people and must be distressing for all involved but also this kind of tea is a great tonic during these tumultuous times
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Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding
January 20, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding
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the plight of the behonkered woman. trying to minimize the appearance of the honkers for propriety’s sake only draws more attention to them. the honkers rule your life no matter what
January 20, 2026 at 9:51 PM
the plight of the behonkered woman. trying to minimize the appearance of the honkers for propriety’s sake only draws more attention to them. the honkers rule your life no matter what
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friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone
iPhone driver’s licenses: Here are all the states working on support
iPhone driver’s licenses: Here are all the states working on support
At WWDC 2021, Apple announced support for adding driver’s licenses and state IDs to Apple Wallet. Since then, over a dozen states in the United States have rolled out support for the platform.
As that number continues to grow, here’s where driver’s licenses and state IDs could come next …
more…
9to5mac.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone
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Synopsis: You need to kick more people out.
You will actually have a larger base of customers/attendees if you kick more people out. You will make more money. I am dead serious.
You will actually have a larger base of customers/attendees if you kick more people out. You will make more money. I am dead serious.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Synopsis: You need to kick more people out.
You will actually have a larger base of customers/attendees if you kick more people out. You will make more money. I am dead serious.
You will actually have a larger base of customers/attendees if you kick more people out. You will make more money. I am dead serious.
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We still don’t know who this was. A hero came out of nowhere, and then CRUCIALLY, shut the fuck up and did not identify themself. Did not brag. Be like this guy: Do not post about stuff that will put you in jail.
Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
We still don’t know who this was. A hero came out of nowhere, and then CRUCIALLY, shut the fuck up and did not identify themself. Did not brag. Be like this guy: Do not post about stuff that will put you in jail.
theeee funniest thing about watching straight man podcasts about Heated Rivalry is in ep 2 every single time the hetero men are like HE GONNA SNIFF THE UNDERWEAR and then they are all shocked pikachu when he doesn't
January 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
theeee funniest thing about watching straight man podcasts about Heated Rivalry is in ep 2 every single time the hetero men are like HE GONNA SNIFF THE UNDERWEAR and then they are all shocked pikachu when he doesn't
what
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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