Spookybritches PenPaladin
@penpaladin.bsky.social
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SQL DBA, escaped TX to CO, so many pets, so many creative projects, so many fandoms. Writer, artist, mom, queer. She/they
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penpaladin.bsky.social
Left, liberal, progressive, Democrat, radical, socialist, punk, comrade, furry, I don’t give a fuck what you call yourself as long as you’d kick a fascist in the shins given the chance.
b-david.bsky.social
I've always left and liberal interchangeably to describe myself and it annoyed me when some aggro internet dweebs gave them specific meanings and decided one was a pejorative. There's so many people whose ideology is solidly leftist who call themselves liberal because they're not terminally online
faineg.bsky.social
The people railing about Cowardly Liberals right now really don’t seem to understand how I bet at least 90% of the people who show up to protest would self-identify as if you asked them about their political beliefs
penpaladin.bsky.social
I can’t make out the model number, any idea which model she would be?
penpaladin.bsky.social
Until there are hills.
aaronsojourner.org
"Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom."
www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-hu...
penpaladin.bsky.social
Gonna start side-eyeing days that go off the rails and saying “Was this written by Steven Moffat?”
rovaz.bsky.social
The Doctor is real.
Lux (including its encore) proves that the Doctor is not fictional.
It's us. We are made up.

If you accept this simple truth and pay close attention, you can even tell if today was written by Steven Moffat or Chris Chibnall.
penpaladin.bsky.social
Me, a progressive, trying to keep chickens, garden, do textile arts, read about tall ships, work on a mountain cabin: YOU FASCISTS GET OUT OF MY HOBBIES
penpaladin.bsky.social
But I know NOTHING about this model! Except that it probably doesn’t take a standard needle.
penpaladin.bsky.social
God, right??? I’d be so down. I own a loom and 3 spinning wheels. I long for sheep. I was looking at a treadle sewing machine earlier TODAY. I want a root cellar. But if I start looking too hard at prepping stuff, I run smack into the brick wall of far right bozos.
penpaladin.bsky.social
Catherine Zeta Jones is pretty dang perfect as Morticia
penpaladin.bsky.social
I love sand boas! If I were to have another snake it would be a sand boa.
penpaladin.bsky.social
Ok for the sake of indulging my longing for a machine I do not need … what would I want to look for in a treadle Singer to make sure it would be functional?

Pictured: the old loom I just bought that I also did not have room for. 4 harness but warping with just 2 for a trial run.
Loom partially warped
penpaladin.bsky.social
Ok I want to know what solutions you come up with, because I don’t like meat and my ass is a diabetic who is supposed to be on a low carb, low sugar, high protein, high fat diet.
penpaladin.bsky.social
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. GIANT BABY
penpaladin.bsky.social
Sad, tragic stories are a goddamn HACK to make mediocre writing sound deep and important. LOOKIN AT YOU, ERNO HEMINGWAY AND JOHNNY STEINBECK.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
penpaladin.bsky.social
Today in dystopian news, pretty sure the 988 text responder is an AI chat bot.
penpaladin.bsky.social
I mean, I can also just hand sew.
penpaladin.bsky.social
Oh I’ve GOT the buttons, fabric, yarns, needles, etc. stash. In fact I have my great-grandmother’s stash of needles and my grandmother’s stash of thread. My entire lineage has apparently been worried about a notions shortage.
penpaladin.bsky.social
No, self, the looming collapse of society does NOT mean you need to buy a vintage treadle-powered Singer sewing machine in case you need to sew and there is not electricity anymore.
penpaladin.bsky.social
Is it really? That’s … exhausting. On an existential level. But I’m glad it’s gotten better.
penpaladin.bsky.social
My void and his giant dog mother
Black cat kneading the belly of the Mastiff/Great Pyrenees mix who raised him