Tee Kay
@tee-b-kay.bsky.social
media, queer theory, shenanigans
posts in GER and EN
they/them
posts in GER and EN
they/them
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mein scheiß käse
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
mein scheiß käse
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der fakt dass in amerikanischen serien (vermutlich repräsentativerweise) figuren mit dem auto rumfahren gehen um den kopf freizukriegen statt wie es gut und richtig ist ziellos herumzuflanieren ist ein affront gegen gottes schöpfung für den dieses land am tag des jüngsten gerichts noch büßen wird
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
der fakt dass in amerikanischen serien (vermutlich repräsentativerweise) figuren mit dem auto rumfahren gehen um den kopf freizukriegen statt wie es gut und richtig ist ziellos herumzuflanieren ist ein affront gegen gottes schöpfung für den dieses land am tag des jüngsten gerichts noch büßen wird
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Subscribe your loved ones to literary magazines for the holidays
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Subscribe your loved ones to literary magazines for the holidays
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The ones who “Quiet Quit” Omelas
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The ones who “Quiet Quit” Omelas
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
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– es begab sich aber zu der zeit
– versuch es mal positiver zu formulieren
– aber
– du immer mit deinem aber! versuch es doch mal mit etwas zustimmendem, auch im sinne der gewaltfreien kom
– versuch es mal positiver zu formulieren
– aber
– du immer mit deinem aber! versuch es doch mal mit etwas zustimmendem, auch im sinne der gewaltfreien kom
December 17, 2023 at 9:04 AM
– es begab sich aber zu der zeit
– versuch es mal positiver zu formulieren
– aber
– du immer mit deinem aber! versuch es doch mal mit etwas zustimmendem, auch im sinne der gewaltfreien kom
– versuch es mal positiver zu formulieren
– aber
– du immer mit deinem aber! versuch es doch mal mit etwas zustimmendem, auch im sinne der gewaltfreien kom
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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So we can now add "quietly turning your back on someone" to the forms of protest the CDU thinks are illegitimate.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
So we can now add "quietly turning your back on someone" to the forms of protest the CDU thinks are illegitimate.
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sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier - I didn’t have time to reply when you first contacted me and since then I’ve been crippled by fears that you hate me because I wasn’t immediately available
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier - I didn’t have time to reply when you first contacted me and since then I’ve been crippled by fears that you hate me because I wasn’t immediately available
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
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du sagst das Haus in Kevin allein zu Haus wird gleichsam selbst zum Darsteller meinst du nicht ich sage nein das meine ich ganz gewiss nicht
December 16, 2024 at 1:53 PM
du sagst das Haus in Kevin allein zu Haus wird gleichsam selbst zum Darsteller meinst du nicht ich sage nein das meine ich ganz gewiss nicht
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This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
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new grammatical mood: the resubmissive, for the subservient tone in the cover letter of your major revisions manuscript
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
new grammatical mood: the resubmissive, for the subservient tone in the cover letter of your major revisions manuscript
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Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry
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*whispering* "cissification kink"
Tradwifery is the socially-acceptable sissification kink for cis fems
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
*whispering* "cissification kink"
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White folks, let me tell you a secret to making good food my mama told me: You have to season food at each step of the food preparation. You can't wait until the end to dump a load of seasoning.
You better be stirring with one hand and seasoning with the other.
You better be stirring with one hand and seasoning with the other.
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
White folks, let me tell you a secret to making good food my mama told me: You have to season food at each step of the food preparation. You can't wait until the end to dump a load of seasoning.
You better be stirring with one hand and seasoning with the other.
You better be stirring with one hand and seasoning with the other.
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Früher dachte ich, dass man als erwachsene Person viel Zeit in so Meetings verbringt, wo man mit Schwung Papiere unterzeichnet, aber tatsächlich verbringt man viel mehr Zeit damit, mit Hilfe von Youtube elektrische Geräte zu reparieren.
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Früher dachte ich, dass man als erwachsene Person viel Zeit in so Meetings verbringt, wo man mit Schwung Papiere unterzeichnet, aber tatsächlich verbringt man viel mehr Zeit damit, mit Hilfe von Youtube elektrische Geräte zu reparieren.
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Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
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A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
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der Samstag liegt vor uns wie ein Tagebuch das jemand auf der Parkbank vergessen hat sehr reizvoll
October 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
der Samstag liegt vor uns wie ein Tagebuch das jemand auf der Parkbank vergessen hat sehr reizvoll
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however, it is not like adhd at all in that I am enjoying it greatly
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
however, it is not like adhd at all in that I am enjoying it greatly