very tall bart
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Club Songs (Album)
YouTube video by very tall bart music
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I fixed my album so it flows better youtu.be/oLh1GsXiwxA
"Have you seen Pagliacci?" makes me burst into tears every time. I just don't know how to tell them
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"Have you seen Pagliacci?" makes me burst into tears every time. I just don't know how to tell them
The ones who “Quiet Quit” Omelas
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The ones who “Quiet Quit” Omelas
I’m so fucking offended that you would even consider leaving Omelas bro I’m gonna puke dude why would you even suggest that
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I’m so fucking offended that you would even consider leaving Omelas bro I’m gonna puke dude why would you even suggest that
I can’t describe it but “Strong Floor, No Ceiling” is the worst fucking slogan I’ve ever seen by far. You can’t even riff on it. There are zero angles
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I can’t describe it but “Strong Floor, No Ceiling” is the worst fucking slogan I’ve ever seen by far. You can’t even riff on it. There are zero angles
I rotted my brain watching dogshit propaganda for thousands of hours to make poop and pee jokes. I’m also penis prager by the way
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I rotted my brain watching dogshit propaganda for thousands of hours to make poop and pee jokes. I’m also penis prager by the way
SpongeBob SquarePants would have been peak if Squidward was allowed to swear and use slurs
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
SpongeBob SquarePants would have been peak if Squidward was allowed to swear and use slurs
I think you can put any text on this image and I'll find it funny
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I think you can put any text on this image and I'll find it funny
I had a dream I saw this exact YouTube video so I recreated it
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I had a dream I saw this exact YouTube video so I recreated it
Why'd You Get High? youtu.be/Un01ACXRQwg
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Why'd You Get High? youtu.be/Un01ACXRQwg
I think the two categories of animals are beasts and guys. Most animals are guys but the beasts you gotta watch out for
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think the two categories of animals are beasts and guys. Most animals are guys but the beasts you gotta watch out for
I fixed my album so it flows better youtu.be/oLh1GsXiwxA
Club Songs (Album)
YouTube video by very tall bart music
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I fixed my album so it flows better youtu.be/oLh1GsXiwxA
This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
I really hope being rapidly disillusioned with the entire world won’t affect my work at the slaughterhouse
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I really hope being rapidly disillusioned with the entire world won’t affect my work at the slaughterhouse
Don’t blame old people for replying to every post as if the person on their screen is talking to them personally. They grew up with three TV channels, when it was in fact much stupider to do that
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Don’t blame old people for replying to every post as if the person on their screen is talking to them personally. They grew up with three TV channels, when it was in fact much stupider to do that
Y’all ever sit back and think damn we really are a fascist country 🤦♂️ Follow me for more relatable content
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Y’all ever sit back and think damn we really are a fascist country 🤦♂️ Follow me for more relatable content
It's cool how everyone is a toddler now
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It's cool how everyone is a toddler now
So, stupid question, but is our plan really to just hope all our enemies die of natural causes? I don’t know guys
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
So, stupid question, but is our plan really to just hope all our enemies die of natural causes? I don’t know guys
Donald Trump: one covfefe please ☝️😉
Barista: coming right up sir 😏 *writes pedophile on the cup*
Donald Trump: noooo! 😂
Barista: coming right up sir 😏 *writes pedophile on the cup*
Donald Trump: noooo! 😂
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Donald Trump: one covfefe please ☝️😉
Barista: coming right up sir 😏 *writes pedophile on the cup*
Donald Trump: noooo! 😂
Barista: coming right up sir 😏 *writes pedophile on the cup*
Donald Trump: noooo! 😂
Breeding innovation: I just found out you can hit it from the front
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Breeding innovation: I just found out you can hit it from the front
(from afar) yeah you like that?
(miles away) i suppose
(miles away) i suppose
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
(from afar) yeah you like that?
(miles away) i suppose
(miles away) i suppose
This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is real life now I guess
Political cartoons have never been more insulting. Who the fuck likes this crap
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Political cartoons have never been more insulting. Who the fuck likes this crap