Taylor Olmstead
@tcolmstead.bsky.social
I have two degrees in internet. And I host a music podcast. He/Him/His
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
Reading @garbageday.email while listening to brat on the elliptical.
No one in this Crunch Fitness knows how based I am.
No one in this Crunch Fitness knows how based I am.
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Reading @garbageday.email while listening to brat on the elliptical.
No one in this Crunch Fitness knows how based I am.
No one in this Crunch Fitness knows how based I am.
Bad Bunny throws a killer block party
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Bad Bunny throws a killer block party
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Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”
Fuck #Coinbase for the various reasons to hate crypto.
But also, fuck, Coinbase…y’all really got me good with that #BackstreetBoys karaoke ad
But also, fuck, Coinbase…y’all really got me good with that #BackstreetBoys karaoke ad
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Fuck #Coinbase for the various reasons to hate crypto.
But also, fuck, Coinbase…y’all really got me good with that #BackstreetBoys karaoke ad
But also, fuck, Coinbase…y’all really got me good with that #BackstreetBoys karaoke ad
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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I’ve never heard of a “law enforcement” agency putting an officer who just killed someone back on the street under 24 hours. And that’s because all shootings are treated as homicides pending investigation. This is as clear a sign as you’ll get that DHS personnel enjoy practical immunity from murder.
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 25, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I’ve never heard of a “law enforcement” agency putting an officer who just killed someone back on the street under 24 hours. And that’s because all shootings are treated as homicides pending investigation. This is as clear a sign as you’ll get that DHS personnel enjoy practical immunity from murder.
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Lmao send us a photo of everyone at your house so you don't need to expend energy counting while ordering pizza from Papa John's is the funniest fed post I've ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Lmao send us a photo of everyone at your house so you don't need to expend energy counting while ordering pizza from Papa John's is the funniest fed post I've ever seen
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In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Arrive home from the travel agency, well-done ribeye, and then down to the wood-paneled basement to fire up the cathode ray TV and pretend you're drinking whiskey with CBS Evening News anchor Tony Dokoupil. But now the woke mob wants to take that all away.
January 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM
In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Arrive home from the travel agency, well-done ribeye, and then down to the wood-paneled basement to fire up the cathode ray TV and pretend you're drinking whiskey with CBS Evening News anchor Tony Dokoupil. But now the woke mob wants to take that all away.
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On this week’s Las Culturistas, Bowen talked about how going to clubs feels different because everyone is there for different reasons (dancing, hooking up, drinking, drugs, etc.) whereas at a concert everyone is there with a unified focus.
I love this as a way of thinking about social spaces.
I love this as a way of thinking about social spaces.
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
On this week’s Las Culturistas, Bowen talked about how going to clubs feels different because everyone is there for different reasons (dancing, hooking up, drinking, drugs, etc.) whereas at a concert everyone is there with a unified focus.
I love this as a way of thinking about social spaces.
I love this as a way of thinking about social spaces.
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
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Republicans control all 3 branches of government. Even when they don't, both parties pump out constant rhetoric about "real Americans" living in rural areas.
The entire premise of this article is a conservative-fluffing myth. Cities have more political power because that's where most people live!
The entire premise of this article is a conservative-fluffing myth. Cities have more political power because that's where most people live!
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Republicans control all 3 branches of government. Even when they don't, both parties pump out constant rhetoric about "real Americans" living in rural areas.
The entire premise of this article is a conservative-fluffing myth. Cities have more political power because that's where most people live!
The entire premise of this article is a conservative-fluffing myth. Cities have more political power because that's where most people live!
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some surprises on here, for example lynyrd skynyrd who mostly died in a plane crash in 1977
The worst music festival ever just dropped.
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
some surprises on here, for example lynyrd skynyrd who mostly died in a plane crash in 1977
Spent over an hour walking the beach with no phone or Apple Watch this weekend. Very rewarding.
Spent an evening solo traveling in a city with my phone and Apple Watch. Only slightly less rewarding
Just trying to remind myself that there’s a time and a place for these tools/toys.
Spent an evening solo traveling in a city with my phone and Apple Watch. Only slightly less rewarding
Just trying to remind myself that there’s a time and a place for these tools/toys.
January 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Spent over an hour walking the beach with no phone or Apple Watch this weekend. Very rewarding.
Spent an evening solo traveling in a city with my phone and Apple Watch. Only slightly less rewarding
Just trying to remind myself that there’s a time and a place for these tools/toys.
Spent an evening solo traveling in a city with my phone and Apple Watch. Only slightly less rewarding
Just trying to remind myself that there’s a time and a place for these tools/toys.
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The first two hours this morning
I give it a week before this actually happens
Donald Trump is doing extrajudicial war the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I give it a week before this actually happens
This is honestly my dream
Tv and internet got knocked out by the snow so this holiday is all about 1. Steely Dan on vinyl; 2. Crossword puzzles; 3. The morning show on dvd; and 4. Yahtzee. I’ve abruptly jumped up from newly middle aged to retiree
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is honestly my dream
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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No one would even want to use ChatGPT if Google just started all its normal search results with: "Wow! That's the kind of question that someone who is smart and also hot would ask..."
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
No one would even want to use ChatGPT if Google just started all its normal search results with: "Wow! That's the kind of question that someone who is smart and also hot would ask..."
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NBC or ABC could make a fortune by hiring the 60 Minutes staff lock, stock, and barrel, then relaunching it under a slightly different name. 2 Minutes 2 60 or something.
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
NBC or ABC could make a fortune by hiring the 60 Minutes staff lock, stock, and barrel, then relaunching it under a slightly different name. 2 Minutes 2 60 or something.
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I’m really gonna miss Bowen Yang being on my TV every week
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m really gonna miss Bowen Yang being on my TV every week
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As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.
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One nice thing about eating at an airport restaurant is they never ask if you’ve dined with them before. They’re just like no banter here’s a menu we know you have to be in the sky in half an hour.
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
One nice thing about eating at an airport restaurant is they never ask if you’ve dined with them before. They’re just like no banter here’s a menu we know you have to be in the sky in half an hour.
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Sorry but I am Team Aunt
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Sorry but I am Team Aunt