noam chompers
@noamchompers.bsky.social
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[also sagely] football move
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jonbois.bsky.social
thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
noamchompers.bsky.social
[sagely] left buttcheek equals two feet
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One small beer after another
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wyattprivilege.bsky.social
Trump to China: obey my command or I will destroy the United States
noamchompers.bsky.social
i know it's the classic means-testing thing (that i think is intellectually disreputable generally fwiw), but just at the level of language 'wealthy new yorkers who take the bus' is a very funny phrase
2avesag.as
You can tell Cuomo's campaign has cooked its brain on Twitter because it's repeating nonsense talking points from people like Andrew Fine and Reza who claim only rich people use transit.

As of 2017, bus riders in NYC earn an average salary of $28K, well under subway riders ($40K).
noamchompers.bsky.social
my dad was a lawyer, sue me
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noamchompers.bsky.social
Can’t believe Major League Baseball would be biased against the beautiful dodgers like this
noamchompers.bsky.social
Getting some really good feedback on my latest publication (in particular: why the fuck did you use the word ‘arguendo’?)
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vladchituc.bsky.social
I spent like 5 minutes arguing with a philosopher this summer at SPP because I said it was crazy that you see perceptual nonlinearities in moral judgment since morality doesn’t have any physical correlate for a sensory receptor to transduce, and he said “yes it does.” Philosophers rule lmao
noamchompers.bsky.social
smh @vladchituc.bsky.social endorses moral subjectivism. disappointing
noamchompers.bsky.social
smh @vladchituc.bsky.social endorses moral subjectivism. disappointing
noamchompers.bsky.social
there's a major controversy about a fitness influencer's phd, so there's literally so many videos of jacked guys looking at cameras and going 'a doctoral thesis is really important, and it shouldn't be bad' being posted every day rn
noamchompers.bsky.social
kershaw was evidently too preoccupied with his own retirement and forgot to focus on retiring batters
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mobute.bsky.social
I assume Clayton Kershaw is being punished by God because he again didn't do something heterosexually enough. That's on him.
noamchompers.bsky.social
i can't really enjoy it as a sorta dodger fan, but i can reason my way to understanding that it is objectively funny
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boy did clayton kershaw just eat a dick
noamchompers.bsky.social
it's possible i already tweeted this because i can't stop thinking about sensei. if so, sorry
noamchompers.bsky.social
the modelo product placement in one battle after another is maybe the best product placement of all time
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dervine7.bsky.social
the left embracing the political power of being a chill hang
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Sorry sorry trying to delete it etc
noamchompers.bsky.social
Hebrew national guard
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot