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noam chompers
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Mid-career postdoc
I am definitely in the Midwest
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
need someone to fly half way across the country to talk about the epistemology of polarization and the metaphysics of sexual orientation? i literally do not know who else you could ask
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
updating my talk btw
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
working on a handout
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
lol
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
was robyn inspired to write this song by reading zadie smith's essay 'joy', which also toys with reductive neuroscientific accounts of 'ecstacy' in connection to human romantic/sexual connection? in the proprietary noam headcannon, yes
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
an anonymous correspondent sent me this
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
‘Tis the season! eczema gang, tap in 🧠
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
according to these top secret documents, it's actually called 'ephebophilia'...
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is probably my best new idea in years
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I often forget to make lettuce wraps, but truly might be the best effort to delicious ratio in the game
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lotta people posting email screenshots like this with captions like 'wow'. yeah man, i'll take your word for it. that's crazy
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just learned about Hanna’s book title and I thought you guys would want to know
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
i dunno but this one is not one of those
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
people complain about the journal of controversial ideas, but they have managed to really streamline the peer review process and i think that's awesome
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
revolutionary idea: what if the democrats ran a centrist nobody particularly liked for prominent political office?
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
that's a whimsical way to put it
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
the argument of this op-ed is: 1. AI is intelligent because people are inclined to call it 'intelligent'; 2. AI will be conscious because people will be inclined to call it 'conscious'; and 3. consciousness does not entail moral status because most people don't behave as though it does
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
some of us aspire to be as happy as kings, is why
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
tired: AOS: Philosophy of Artificial Intelligence
wired: AOS: PHILOSOPHY OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
oh does it 'look bad'? buddy, our papers look like this. we don't give a FUCK about that
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’m being watched
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i obviously agree with markey on the merits, but i'm officially declaring a shutdown on 'saying the quiet part out loud'. there is zero sense in which 'defend and advance president trump's agenda' is 'saying the quiet part out loud'. sorry!
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
*grasp*
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM