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Takel Is Twelve Birds in a Trenchcoat 🔜MFF
@takel.gryph.one
Cybersecurity gryphon, leftist, pansexual disaster. Old enough to complain about back pain. He/him.

PFP by @fleeks.art. Banner from art by @blindcoyote.bsky.social.

🔞 b/c Horny on Main.

https://fursona.directory/@Takel
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I'm Takel. He/him, gryphon furry, cybersecurity worker, pansexual disaster, enjoyer of many nerd hobbies and also professional wrestling, and general-purpose leftist shitposter. I also run a TTRPG group that I don't stream.
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
seeing the title card for the new Botchamania and wondering if maybe I should spend a weekend mixing the song 2 Minutes Notice with wrestling clips in the style of the Northern Boys videos Maffew has done in the past
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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we started talking about how the remix fel-corrupted version of Ban-Lu should give you bad advice when you summon him
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
all my prompts gone
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nobody working in Hollywood today would ever think of something like this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ody...
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I hope that this doesn't just become about "Nuzzi is bad" but fosters a wider recognition that our culture of political journalism that didn't just tolerate her, but promoted and celebrated her even after the allegations were known, is rotten to the core and has been for a long time.
this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Watching AEW Dynamite and Nigel McGuinness hits us with "Claudio Castagnoli has said "Only in Death Does Duty End'"

Fucking love Claudio what a fucking nerd.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
bear in mind that this is the same human clown car who famously threw a tantrum because Google had the AUDACITY to publicly disclose a security vulnerability in the Android version of Fortnite a mere four days after it was patched out
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Doing an Animorphs re-read book club with @gyro.bsky.social because Tobias rewired my brain as a kid, but I was not prepared for just how *immediately* that kid was cooked. This is in book one, and he’s been a hawk like 2-3 times tops by this point. He’ll be one permanently by the end of the book.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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🔴 IM LIVE NOW!! uvu

What may seem like a basic balatro clone....
IS REALLY A COOL SCRABBLE ROGUELIKE!!
Come guess words with us!! 💖💖💖

🅱️ birb.live 🅱️

#twitch | #furrylive | #vtuber
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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It's so interesting that the AI boosters have popped up asking if Bluesky is ready to accept the good word of prophet Sam Altman yet, at the EXACT time that the timeline is lit up with the "OpenAI says they can't be blamed for driving a teen to suicide because the TOS says you can't kill yourself"
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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If you're THAT desperate for furry game, remember that there's tons of indie furry devs out there who are making them with love and passion.

Don't feed the Corporation Slop.
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i just found this image i made back in may of 2023

i didn't know then why i made it and i still don't today
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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If you aren't familiar with autism groups, this like the Abundance Democrats and the PSL put out a joint statement
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Yeah in the fucking 19th century when they were still paid by the nobility to spend years working on elaborate works to decorate their manors and not the 21st century when they’re almost universally making below the American minimum wage and are trying to have food to eat and pay their rent you cuck
i mean if you'd read a page of marx you would know that independent artisans are in fact definitionally petit bourgeois but your politics seems to be based more on vibes than analysis!
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I try not to think too hard about how Hitman, as a game franchise, punishes you more for collateral damage than the average cop/soldier simulator
playing The Shield (PS2), the game that pioneered the Getting Suspended By Your Boss Meter
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I had the same thought. It's the same "rats fleeing a sinking ship" as Republican congresspeople recently, because the NYT editors have the same goals as Republican politicians and Trump is becoming no longer useful for those goals
Credit where it’s due. But I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this new framing comes out after a Democratic wave election, the ascendance (and surprisingly broad acceptance) of Mamdani, and his steadily crashing poll numbers.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
trainwiz is and remains the mad genius of Bethesda modding
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i get that being a lawyer means you have to try every argument no matter how utterly batshit and/or worthless, but there's a line at which making the argument does more to hurt your client than it does help
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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"Elon's xAI is a security concern because the Chinese can install backdoor electronics into [high-voltage transformers] he's installed"

...speaking as someone who knows how industrial-size transformers work and helped partially disassemble one: that's more than a wee bit silly.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Having worked on MMOs for much of my career — all of which by nature have heavily online and engaged fanbases — one of the biggest problems your design and community teams have to deal with is charismatic idiots.
One of the producers on Guilty Gear Strive said it was basically impossible to source player feedback on balance changes online because nobody had original opinions and would just parrot what the most popular content creators said and so they had to rely on data and I think about that every day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM