Alex Priest
@stopthatalex.bsky.social
(he/him) Freelance illustrator/rock-cellist for hire.
Perpetual procrastination machine.
Perpetual procrastination machine.
Technologically advance a band:
SMSing Heads
SMSing Heads
Technologically advance a band:
Sex Rayguns
Sex Rayguns
Queens of the Bronze Age
September 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Technologically advance a band:
SMSing Heads
SMSing Heads
Good lord this is AMAZING
September 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Good lord this is AMAZING
Slightly diminish a band: Radioneck
Slightly diminish a band: The Bike Police
slightly diminish a band: Frankie Goes To Schenectady
August 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Radioneck
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But when are we getting the Kill Six Billion Demons animated show
August 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
But when are we getting the Kill Six Billion Demons animated show
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"The modern tech industry is, by the standards of capitalism, unusually dependent on a cult of personality built around a few extremely rich, very stupid white men ... attacking the tech industry means stripping these people of their aura of invulnerability"
deadsimpletech.com/blog/vulgar_...
deadsimpletech.com/blog/vulgar_...
Vulgar, horny and threatening | deadSimpleTech
In short, there are three major avenues of opposition to the tech industry: the vulgar, the horny and the threatening, mapping to attacks on the tech industry's luminaries from below, horizontally and...
deadsimpletech.com
July 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"The modern tech industry is, by the standards of capitalism, unusually dependent on a cult of personality built around a few extremely rich, very stupid white men ... attacking the tech industry means stripping these people of their aura of invulnerability"
deadsimpletech.com/blog/vulgar_...
deadsimpletech.com/blog/vulgar_...
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going to big Tesco, anyone need anything?
March 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
going to big Tesco, anyone need anything?
Using #makeaterriblecomicday2025 as an excuse ignore the internal critic and get something out of my head.
Inspired by COLD REACTOR by Everything Everything
Inspired by COLD REACTOR by Everything Everything
June 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Using #makeaterriblecomicday2025 as an excuse ignore the internal critic and get something out of my head.
Inspired by COLD REACTOR by Everything Everything
Inspired by COLD REACTOR by Everything Everything
Makes an amazing double feature with Alfred Hitchcock's REAR WINDOWLICKER
June 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Makes an amazing double feature with Alfred Hitchcock's REAR WINDOWLICKER
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Tilda Swinthom
May 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Tilda Swinthom
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky
Well, while we're doing upsetting reinterpretations of popular culture figures...
Well, while we're doing upsetting reinterpretations of popular culture figures...
![An illustration of a bisected Minion lying on a plate in front of a hungry Gru, sat with cutlery clenched in his fists and a modesty cloth covering his eyes and concealing the shameful act from The Lord
The text below is quoting @brainmage’s magnificent verse from the original post:
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2ywu2viewgahzz4ewqsuoao/bafkreib3xjov37jpt7o67fc6ixc7skxg6opmonkv3ywzgwlkwruoenthvy@jpeg)
May 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky
Well, while we're doing upsetting reinterpretations of popular culture figures...
Well, while we're doing upsetting reinterpretations of popular culture figures...
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your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
The upcoming Hogwarts Legacy 2 could potentially feature more characters from the Harry Potter books and movies.
Hogwarts Legacy 2 Could Feature Characters from the Books and Movies
The upcoming Hogwarts Legacy 2 could potentially feature more characters from the Harry Potter books and movies.
bit.ly
May 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
Wait, when did they make Jeremy Corbyn a Jedi?
A face that says "I'm so done with this shit, maybe I'll just let Darth kill me"
May 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Wait, when did they make Jeremy Corbyn a Jedi?
IIIIIII AM THE ANTI-CHRIST
IIIIIII AM AN ANAR-CHIST
DUNNO WHAT I WANT BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET IT
I WANNA DESTROY PASSERSBY
IIIIIII AM AN ANAR-CHIST
DUNNO WHAT I WANT BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET IT
I WANNA DESTROY PASSERSBY
May 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
IIIIIII AM THE ANTI-CHRIST
IIIIIII AM AN ANAR-CHIST
DUNNO WHAT I WANT BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET IT
I WANNA DESTROY PASSERSBY
IIIIIII AM AN ANAR-CHIST
DUNNO WHAT I WANT BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET IT
I WANNA DESTROY PASSERSBY
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For my Patreon post this week, I wrote about why TERFs are still complaining about not having friends. www.patreon.com/posts/you-ha...
You have no friends because you're a transphobic asshole | Katelyn Burns
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April 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
For my Patreon post this week, I wrote about why TERFs are still complaining about not having friends. www.patreon.com/posts/you-ha...
New job has exhausted me over the past 3 weeks - done bugger all over the long weekend except laze around, which really screws with the ol' procrastination/ADHD/blame spiral.
April 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
New job has exhausted me over the past 3 weeks - done bugger all over the long weekend except laze around, which really screws with the ol' procrastination/ADHD/blame spiral.
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To celebrate last week's launch of Blue Prince we're running a GIVEAWAY! 8 lucky folks could win a copy of Blue Prince on Steam, Xbox or Playstation. To enter follow our account, like and share this post. Good luck. Winners will be announced on April 28th.
April 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
To celebrate last week's launch of Blue Prince we're running a GIVEAWAY! 8 lucky folks could win a copy of Blue Prince on Steam, Xbox or Playstation. To enter follow our account, like and share this post. Good luck. Winners will be announced on April 28th.
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April 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Trans rights and trans liberation now. Anyone with a heart or a soul is sick of this evil shit and how it's taken over the UK - not to mention it's the tip of the spear, as we've been warned by our trans siblings so many times.
No forgiveness or pity for transphobes, in government or outside of it.
No forgiveness or pity for transphobes, in government or outside of it.
April 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Trans rights and trans liberation now. Anyone with a heart or a soul is sick of this evil shit and how it's taken over the UK - not to mention it's the tip of the spear, as we've been warned by our trans siblings so many times.
No forgiveness or pity for transphobes, in government or outside of it.
No forgiveness or pity for transphobes, in government or outside of it.
Just completely dumbfounded by the cruelty on display in Britain at the moment.
I moved to Aus from London in August and was feeling disillusioned with the place back then. And now, seeing those in power throw poor, disabled and trans people on the fire, I feel... I don't know. Heartsick?
I moved to Aus from London in August and was feeling disillusioned with the place back then. And now, seeing those in power throw poor, disabled and trans people on the fire, I feel... I don't know. Heartsick?
April 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just completely dumbfounded by the cruelty on display in Britain at the moment.
I moved to Aus from London in August and was feeling disillusioned with the place back then. And now, seeing those in power throw poor, disabled and trans people on the fire, I feel... I don't know. Heartsick?
I moved to Aus from London in August and was feeling disillusioned with the place back then. And now, seeing those in power throw poor, disabled and trans people on the fire, I feel... I don't know. Heartsick?
Day 3 of new job in Australia. Second day of "surprise" overtime.
April 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Day 3 of new job in Australia. Second day of "surprise" overtime.
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“you’re not americannn, why do u care about U.S politicssss?”
November 16, 2024 at 1:37 PM
“you’re not americannn, why do u care about U.S politicssss?”
Found Australia's first and only proudly ork-owned rug store.
March 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Found Australia's first and only proudly ork-owned rug store.
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A thing for me. Feed the Beast.
March 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
A thing for me. Feed the Beast.
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Holy SHIT
Here’s a quick sketch as a thank-you for embedding that verse in my head ALL BLOODY DAY…
March 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Holy SHIT