Alex Priest
@stopthatalex.bsky.social
(he/him) Freelance illustrator/rock-cellist for hire.
Perpetual procrastination machine.
Perpetual procrastination machine.
An attempt to exorcise a phrase that has been burned into my forebrain for far too long…
#illustration #procreate #typography #farts
#illustration #procreate #typography #farts
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Talk about horror versions of Pokémon and Animal Crossing reminded me of this thing I did a while back, figuring that AC: New Horizons was ripe for a cosmic horror spin-off…
September 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Talk about horror versions of Pokémon and Animal Crossing reminded me of this thing I did a while back, figuring that AC: New Horizons was ripe for a cosmic horror spin-off…
Wow! I recognise - and own! - so many comics with these logos. Amazing work!
August 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Wow! I recognise - and own! - so many comics with these logos. Amazing work!
Comics will Kick Your Ass.
July 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Comics will Kick Your Ass.
Oh my god, please do! I might give it a go as well.
July 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh my god, please do! I might give it a go as well.
God, it's the worst when you have to do the Big Shop and end up being chosen by the Service Barcode Scanner to become the new Manager in order to vanquish the infestation of otherworldly shoplifters.
Ugh.
Ugh.
July 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
God, it's the worst when you have to do the Big Shop and end up being chosen by the Service Barcode Scanner to become the new Manager in order to vanquish the infestation of otherworldly shoplifters.
Ugh.
Ugh.
🎶There are dinosaurs
In Jurassic Park
What could possibly go wrong?🎶
In Jurassic Park
What could possibly go wrong?🎶
July 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🎶There are dinosaurs
In Jurassic Park
What could possibly go wrong?🎶
In Jurassic Park
What could possibly go wrong?🎶
There's something just innately satisfying to me about the double-tap of the space bar when finishing a thought that I'm trying to untrain in myself.
Thankfully, most word processing software can fix it automatically for me when I slip up...
Thankfully, most word processing software can fix it automatically for me when I slip up...
July 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
There's something just innately satisfying to me about the double-tap of the space bar when finishing a thought that I'm trying to untrain in myself.
Thankfully, most word processing software can fix it automatically for me when I slip up...
Thankfully, most word processing software can fix it automatically for me when I slip up...
I think KEEPING a job in videogames is probably a more valuable skill at this point.
July 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think KEEPING a job in videogames is probably a more valuable skill at this point.
Warwick Caldwell Johnson, maybe? Same high-energy exaggeration vibe, but coming from from a different angle.
July 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Warwick Caldwell Johnson, maybe? Same high-energy exaggeration vibe, but coming from from a different angle.
This is all the fault of the magnificent @pseudonymjones.bsky.social
June 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
This is all the fault of the magnificent @pseudonymjones.bsky.social
Came here to post this, remember it being publicised as Marvel's version of Frank Miller's Dark Knight. Which is a bit of a stretch...
June 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Came here to post this, remember it being publicised as Marvel's version of Frank Miller's Dark Knight. Which is a bit of a stretch...
I like the idea of evangelical christians and mall goths existing as mythical cryptids, only talked of in hushed rumours and occasionally captured in blurry, shaky phone cam footage.
Like bigfoot, but with more tracts and wallet chains.
Like bigfoot, but with more tracts and wallet chains.
June 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I like the idea of evangelical christians and mall goths existing as mythical cryptids, only talked of in hushed rumours and occasionally captured in blurry, shaky phone cam footage.
Like bigfoot, but with more tracts and wallet chains.
Like bigfoot, but with more tracts and wallet chains.
NGL, I can only imagine how weird it must be for anyone looking in from the outside. I was maybe 10 when it occurred to me that there were people out there who WEREN'T Christian and it blew my tiny mind.
June 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
NGL, I can only imagine how weird it must be for anyone looking in from the outside. I was maybe 10 when it occurred to me that there were people out there who WEREN'T Christian and it blew my tiny mind.
I'm an ex worship leader, and I was lucky enough to play with musicians who enjoyed secular music and took it as inspiration. But there are absolutely folk out there who will listen to nothing but CCM, and that used to baffle me even when I was part of a church community.
June 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'm an ex worship leader, and I was lucky enough to play with musicians who enjoyed secular music and took it as inspiration. But there are absolutely folk out there who will listen to nothing but CCM, and that used to baffle me even when I was part of a church community.
And those with a particularly performative evangelical strain of Christianity will listen to it in front of others, partly to demonstrate how cool CCM is to non-believers and partly to show off their own piousness.
June 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
And those with a particularly performative evangelical strain of Christianity will listen to it in front of others, partly to demonstrate how cool CCM is to non-believers and partly to show off their own piousness.