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Robert Moore
@koboldcoat.itch.io
64 followers 130 following 620 posts
These opinions are all mine, who's gonna stop me? Formely of Blaseball. #TTRPG and #DigimonTCG guy. Dabbles in #GameDev of the physical and digital kind. Might make somet'ing of himself someday.
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · Jun 17
Sorry for the two folks who followed me for a take, have WarGreymon’s Big Meaty Thighs as an apology
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 12h
The eternal struggle: Do I wanna make my own fantasy heart breaker RPG or do I just wanna make a Gloomhaven with the most elaborate Choose Your Own Adventure that I narrate to my friends
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 12h
NBs get a sword and board, you’re good
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 1d
139 emails in 16 seconds because none of the senior citizens included on this company wide email know how to not hit Reply All
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 1d
Hi Gita
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 1d
The number of people who are claiming folks will flee New York for Florida if Mamdani is elected really need to reconcile what a shithole Florida is. Nobody with money is actively TRYING to move there.
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 2d
Now that my certification exam is behind me it’s time to focus on the real homework: Figuring out how to run a damn open table game
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Rawhide Kobayashi @rawhidekobe.bsky.social · 2d
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 2d
Every time I try to explain that Japanese 7-11 is straight up some of the best food you could eat, I get a buncha incredulous looks and questions like "Who wants to eat a gas station hot dog," there's no hope for my country.
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tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 3d
I WILL have calves by the end of this year, goddamn it, I WILL defeat the drumsticks I call legs
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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 4d
Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3d
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 3d
Sir
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 3d
Not even: it works on everything to the point that the most effective use of it is to just cancel crits.
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 3d
just patiently steepling my fingers
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 3d
I know for a fuckin fact this is all in the Tekken 8 character creator, even the courthouse
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 4d
The one (1) major gripe I have with Daggerheart is that the group roll kinda sucks. Why is it possible for the roll to get *worse* if I invite people to help me, why don't you mark stress?
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 4d
Anyway time to obsessively research if Ghost is making me dumber cause it's full of Lead or because it keeps calling me Legend on all its packaging.
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 4d
Of course they do, what did you think these guns were made of 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
paris.nyc paris martineau @paris.nyc · 4d
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 4d
I know in my heart the ”Slurs for AI” movement is just white people finding clever ways to use the N-Word but I cannot help but laugh when someone throws out something like “Bit Crusher”
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 4d
Some people never learn to remove their hand from the hot stove
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 6d
False: We have it on record you know exactly what she meant by that
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unburntwitch.com Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 20d
This user DOESN’T have a juicy ass, adorable animals, and correct/sexy opinions

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 6d
Laura Bailey playing a Tinkerbell who couldn't save Peter from dying is already heart breaking, but it should be illegal for her to be using the Rise voice to do it.
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · 6d
The Steel Ball Run animation is gonna have the hardest job in the world: topping that fan opening that’s been going around for years
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