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Spooks Malloy
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God talks to me through the drive through speakers
We drew this scary face on a piece of paper - is it alive and if so, what does it want? How do we placate our new monstrous overlord?
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
This is well worth it, had a quick check and my local trust isn't involved but the nightmarish mental health service is. Takes a few minutes to send an email on your behalf and thats it.
Say no to Palantir in the NHS - No to Palantir
notopalantir.goodlawproject.org
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Said to my nbife, "grimes is doing a live DJ set whilst the elderly tech goth who steals his son's blood takes a massive amount of magic mushrooms". they rightly replied, "what??"
How is any of this real
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I wish this was an exaggeration, but it isn’t. They appear to have actively worked to block their purported allies being granted asylum, so they couldn’t be called to give evidence in Britain.
The British government and forces left their local translators and interpreters to be killed by the Taliban so they couldn't give evidence in any war-crimes trials
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Mfw I goon
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
No American President is ever going to get in trouble for killing foreigners because that would open the floodgates for all of them going to jail.
Translation: Pete may well go down for this. But I’m not going with him.
Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?

Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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One of the best Saturday Night Live sketches is “Toonces: the Cat who could drive a car” where a cat puppet drives a car off a cliff and that’s the beginning and end of the joke but they went with it for five years and it worked because really that’s all you need to do
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Your Party is finally Your Party. Which is good news for Zarah Sultana as she won’t have to change her parliamentary record from “Your Party” which she changed about a week before the name was announced.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We have to go back to the original sin
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
American liberals acting disgusted at the idea that the US is actually just another country and not Gods Special Boy will always be particularly foul
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I am also shocked and surprised that the RG would immediately jump into bed with people looking to ratfuck the rest of the sector. It's a protection racket for the universities that pay to be part of them and that's it.
This is the most alarming story I’ve read today. Giving up the fight before it’s started
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Has this guy ever had an opinion on anything that didn't make you think he was an absolute danger
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hoping my Dick Ripper shirt turns up in time for the all staff meeting where we find out who is getting sacked before Christmas, really plan to go out in style
I have a new "instant classic" t-shirt design up and a "stone cold classic" t-shirt design up.
These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you
roryblank.bigcartel.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I always thought that Ground News stuff was dodgy but this is outright dangerous and just a lie. The survey they're citing refers to young French Muslims asking if *other muslims* should follow Sharia but for some reason they omit that here.

(That reason being they're doing racist engagement bait)
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I don't know why everyone's laughing because one time I had to kill an SWP member with my bare hands to save a dog and it was not very nice
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Watching Gladiator 2 for the first time and wow Ridley Scott really is just phoning it in these days, isn't he
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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We interviewed a Klingon and a baby about new tax rules
Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The fight against transphobia is going well, I see
Your Party member: "I used to help run Labour Against the Witch Hunt, which was directed against Jeremy Corbyn. Now Corbyn is running a witch hunt... is this ridiculous or what? we have to stand up and say, we're not. We're not going to take this"

Sultana supporters are v angry against ban on SWP
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I see AI slop in anything, I instantly disregard the whole thing. It's like finding a slug in your salad. If you can't write without an LLM, or you can't source art that isn't genAI, you can't be trusted to do anything. Sorry. Absolute deal-breaker.
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Your Party ultras giving it the big one over trans rights while Mark Serwotka is basically in charge of the Welsh Branch, is it?
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM