Manic! At The Costco
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Manic! At The Costco
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i dont aim to please, i dont aim at all
he/him
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Cocaine so white it claims to be part Cherokee
Cocaine so white it started playing Mr brightside
cocaine so white it sends its kids to private schools
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I bought this before Jared went crazy
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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I have something to tell you about the united states military. you might want to sit down for this one
The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military.

They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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We belong dead
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
the culottes klan
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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i'm over here stroking my ego i got lotion on my ego right now. i'm just stroking my ich i'm narcissistic as fuck man i'm an arrogant freak man like for real.
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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me eating a Kit
OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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we had a pizza party at the mental hospital and all the boxes were lined up open on a table and a schizophrenic patient walked up and down the row of them and said “what’s this supposed to be? some kind of pizza test?”
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Soothe your anxiety with Gump
September 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
she meson my hadron pion til I gluon
September 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Today’s Millennial Product of Excellence is “the bags they put inside of bagged salad”

Bag inside of bagged salad: maybe the salad went bad because I didn’t eat it, but I should save these and keep them in the refrigerator for the salad I will eat very soon
August 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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*taps mic*

Fred Entertainment Mercury
August 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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*going into any average American deli* ah delightful, a glass cabinet filled to the brim with the very wettest of hams! how delectable to me, a pervert
August 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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vaxxed?
Grok got suspended lol
August 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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oh gross dude, what is this?? is this my own medicine? I hate that shit bro that's why I'm always giving it to other people!!
August 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Hey man, it’s just a joke. Which, as we all know, is a form of speech in a vacuum, devoid of meaning
August 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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This Pete Buttigieg picture is one of my favorite political moments of all time because it's already off-putting when you look at the image on your phone and think he's eating a plate of wings and then you realize holy shit that's a Cinnabon
July 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM