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HEGELOCHUS: "so I was at the agora the other day..."

THE ENTIRE CHORUS: "Was the Grink there?"
imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
January 21, 2026 at 1:20 PM
thinking about how pop-up ads were so widely hated that they were made extinct so they were replaced with the subhuman advertising ghouls just spying on everything we do 24/7 to show us"better" ads
January 20, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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What ICE needs is more training. (extremely close to mic voice) potty training
January 13, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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John Horgan, I'm real sorry you're dead and I respect that you were the BC premier but you are wrong
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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the US is a rabid dog that needs to be put down. death to America, I hope I live to see this rotten empire burn.
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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The Forum Boy
October 28, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Shot + chaser
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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this has me wondering if the version they threw out a few years ago was actually brilliant but didn't match their new drive into the western manbaby market
We were all so afraid of it being a Nintendopen world game that we didn't anticipate it could be something far worse, a Marvel movie.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Super Mario 64 - Complete Clear Guide / Guide book / Media Factory / 1996
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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live action zelda director talking to a guy sitting at a production bay: this is as bland as we can make it look? can’t look any blander than this, at all? well, alright, i guess it’ll have to do.
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance
July 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Heading into the office for another week of posting
October 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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lol irl
my favorite fruit is mangosteen
October 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
that was about being able to put the n-word in usernames btw. and also harrassing you worked and you apologized lmao
You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works
October 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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i think ill start a social network and then once user growth stalls and engagement starts to decrease, i'll abandon the counter-positioning that initially attracted the power users that bootstrapped the network effect and then go out of my way to antagonize them personally and frequently.
October 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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This user DOESN’T have a juicy ass, adorable animals, and correct/sexy opinions

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
September 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM