Sequoia
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Sequoia
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a humble artisan
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the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Getting a burner phone so you can get into Disneyworld.
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The Cocteau Twinset
October 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I’m sorry but these sound like vintage esoteric euphemisms for “homosexual”
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Knickers at half mast today everyone, for Jilly Cooper x
October 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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In memoriam...
October 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Behold a lovely stamp sheet by Chris Ware ...

... where each stamp shows a moment in the day of a postwoman

apparently it's the first time anyone has tried to tell a story with a stamp sheet

item #1 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter, free here: buttondown.com/clivethompso...
September 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?

McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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this bread is terrible. but the circuses? also really terrible
September 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts
August 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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I think on Friday nights Rachel Zegler should come out on the balcony and do the Miami Mix.
June 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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*christine mcvie voice* show me guys, show me weird little guys
August 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Generally I think it’s a lot easier to understand Reform UK and the general right wing movement behind it as the successful politicisation of being a cunt
August 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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With this and Captain Tom, it's getting hard to trust people who go on really long walks.
July 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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That's when it started getting funny again.
May 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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the hard times doesn't miss @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
June 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Everything Known About The New ‘Harry Potter’ Series So Far theonion.com/everyth...
June 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’m firmly off the opinion that Hacks should have ended at the end of season 2. This season finale has a lot of work to do to convince me otherwise.
May 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is like the RuPaul song the girls have to write a verse for (complimentary)
May 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM