Paul
@rudemrlang.com
I make magazines, books and websites about the world of entertainment - mainly Doctor Who, pop stars and soaps. Swedish pop fan. Big gay. he/him 🌈
Him indoors' latest novel is a frankly ridiculous 99p this weekend, please buy it to make some more money so he can buy Saffron some more books and a car, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
99p! The ebook of my new novel THE GLORIOUS DEAD is a Black Friday deal on Kobo (and basically all other online book outlets). Grab a bargain and your next Christmas read. Spoiler: it’s v good.
KOBO: www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
AMAZON: amzn.eu/d/bE4Xp3I
BOOKSHOP: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
KOBO: www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
AMAZON: amzn.eu/d/bE4Xp3I
BOOKSHOP: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Him indoors' latest novel is a frankly ridiculous 99p this weekend, please buy it to make some more money so he can buy Saffron some more books and a car, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Love Black Friday, I get emails from all my favourite brands, I feel so POPULAR!
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Love Black Friday, I get emails from all my favourite brands, I feel so POPULAR!
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To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat
GET A DIVORCE!
You be the judge: should my partner stop compressing the coffee in the moka pot?
You be the judge: should my partner stop compressing the coffee in the moka pot?
Hamad thinks his method enhances the flavour. Lucia says he’s breaking all the sacred rules. Who needs to wake up and smell the coffee?
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
GET A DIVORCE!
When I was about 10 my gran used to send me to the fag counter at our local Presto with a note asking them to sell me 20 Silk Cut and they always did, so maybe that why they no longer exist.
I’m unsure why Presto supermarkets no longer exist. I suspect it may have something to do with the sinister tag line and the anthropomorphic penis used in their ads.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
When I was about 10 my gran used to send me to the fag counter at our local Presto with a note asking them to sell me 20 Silk Cut and they always did, so maybe that why they no longer exist.
Have come to Bromley for the evening and the very first person I saw when I left the station was SU POLLARD.
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Have come to Bromley for the evening and the very first person I saw when I left the station was SU POLLARD.
Fuck me sideways, have we STILL not even had this bastard budget yet?
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Fuck me sideways, have we STILL not even had this bastard budget yet?
I remember when the columnist class all fucked off to Google+ when that started but all came back to Twitter within weeks because nobody was listening.
“I can no longer post content on this internet platform, filled as it is with malicious far right cranks spreading lunatic misinformation and relentlessly inciting hate and fear” - Me, at the Times website
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I remember when the columnist class all fucked off to Google+ when that started but all came back to Twitter within weeks because nobody was listening.
Tonight’s EastEnders had Alfie say this line to Zoe: “I’m sorry I didn’t believe you before - y’know, about your tormentor and all that”
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Tonight’s EastEnders had Alfie say this line to Zoe: “I’m sorry I didn’t believe you before - y’know, about your tormentor and all that”
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It's Doctor Who Day. To celebrate, I've edited and designed a new digital bookazine for @radiotimes.bsky.social, collecting the best of the magazine's articles and rare photography from the show's early years. Download it FREE from www.radiotimes.com/doctor-who-t...
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 AM
It's Doctor Who Day. To celebrate, I've edited and designed a new digital bookazine for @radiotimes.bsky.social, collecting the best of the magazine's articles and rare photography from the show's early years. Download it FREE from www.radiotimes.com/doctor-who-t...
Kitty, they say to me, how do you keep so young? Do you perhaps inject yourself with a solution deriving from the placenta of the female gibbon?
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Kitty, they say to me, how do you keep so young? Do you perhaps inject yourself with a solution deriving from the placenta of the female gibbon?
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
Bloody hell, it already goes on for about six hours a night.
📢 #Sanremo season is officially ON! Carlo Conti has confirmed that the #Sanremo2026 line-up will be revealed this Sunday, 30 November, during TG1... and the cast is expanding to 30 artists instead of 26! 👀✨
🇮🇹 Sanremo 2026 line-up to be announced on 30 November
Carlo Conti has confirmed that the participants of Sanremo 2026 will be announced on Sunday, 30 November, during the 1:30 p.m. edition of TG1, as the number of competing artists officially rises to 30. Conti confirms the date and quietly reveals the expanded cast Speaking at Vanity Fair Stories during Milano Music Week, Conti explained that the announcement (initially planned for the previous week) was postponed out of respect for the passing of Ornella Vanoni.
thateurovisionsite.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Bloody hell, it already goes on for about six hours a night.
Entering the last, nailbiting 30 minutes of a four hour Royal Mail delivery window.
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Entering the last, nailbiting 30 minutes of a four hour Royal Mail delivery window.
A full Christmas album from Ina Wroldsen, WHAT a present! open.spotify.com/album/3C0paO...
The Business of Christmas
open.spotify.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
A full Christmas album from Ina Wroldsen, WHAT a present! open.spotify.com/album/3C0paO...
They’ve turned the BFI IMAX into a giant Waitrose pie.
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
They’ve turned the BFI IMAX into a giant Waitrose pie.
Oh I’m screaming, but not for the reason they think.
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Oh I’m screaming, but not for the reason they think.
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New documentary celebrating 40 years of The Golden Girls, now on Disney+.
Back in St Olaf, they're all watching it...
#TheGoldenGirls
www.disneyplus.com/en-gb/play/e...
Back in St Olaf, they're all watching it...
#TheGoldenGirls
www.disneyplus.com/en-gb/play/e...
Watch Golden Girls: 40 Years of Laughter & Friendship — Special Edition of 20/20 | Disney+
The inside story of the groundbreaking sitcom and its enduring impact on pop culture.
www.disneyplus.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
New documentary celebrating 40 years of The Golden Girls, now on Disney+.
Back in St Olaf, they're all watching it...
#TheGoldenGirls
www.disneyplus.com/en-gb/play/e...
Back in St Olaf, they're all watching it...
#TheGoldenGirls
www.disneyplus.com/en-gb/play/e...
Her worst single.
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Her worst single.
An absolute flop at the time, but what a life this song has had since! I saw it performed in a MUSICAL last weekend!
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
An absolute flop at the time, but what a life this song has had since! I saw it performed in a MUSICAL last weekend!
Watching the BBC girlbands thing, such odd presentation. Tiny on-screen captions for the clips seem like they’ve used the metadata. Obviously zero budget for using contemporary newspaper headines (surprisingly expensive!) so rubbish recreations used. And don’t start me on all the clapperboards etc.
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Watching the BBC girlbands thing, such odd presentation. Tiny on-screen captions for the clips seem like they’ve used the metadata. Obviously zero budget for using contemporary newspaper headines (surprisingly expensive!) so rubbish recreations used. And don’t start me on all the clapperboards etc.