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Paul
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I make magazines, books and websites about the world of entertainment - mainly Doctor Who, pop stars and soaps. Swedish pop fan. Big gay. he/him 🌈
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January 21, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Finally!
January 22, 2026 at 12:00 AM
There are absolutely going to be little shits in every primary school in the land bullying their classmates for being gay TODAY.
I was heckled by another MP while asking about inclusive relationship education in schools

Sickened but not really surprised that homophobia is alive and well on the bench behind me

'They're primary school kids' he says - as if no primary school kids have lesbian or gay parents!
January 21, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Now having to check every artist recommended to me by Spotify to see if they’re AI. There are a LOT of them.
January 21, 2026 at 9:30 AM
They’ve added a second WH Smith on the concourse at London Bridge and it’s really messing with my ability to work out WHERE THE FUCK I AM.
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Predicting Victoria will release Let Your Head Go/This Groove to streaming TONIGHT to take the heat off.
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I bought some resistance band things and joined a Facebook group for people who have them but the only thing anyone ever posts is how they haven’t started using them yet.
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I found an old Uniqlo puffy gilet from lockdown in the back of the wardrobe last week and that garment has not been off my back since, I'm in my French and Saunders FUSS AND NONSENSE era.
January 18, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.
January 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I just went on the iPlayer and there it was.
How did you find the first episode of Father Brown season 13?
January 13, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Hope all you Disney gays will be boycotting.
Disneyland's viral Evil Queen confirmed in an interview with PEOPLE that she was let go after 8 years.
January 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
When I see stories like this I always say that I hope my entire licence fee each year goes on one single shoe for Tess Daly to wear on Strictly.
Monday's SUN: Taxi for the BBC #TomorrowsPapersToday
January 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
No chip they won’t piss on.
January 11, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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many rich people lost their minds because social media let proles tell them they sucked
January 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Can they just not?
More MPs are coming off X and I assume that means they will be posting more on here

@politicshome.bsky.social has a handy list of all the MPs on Bluesky

Please point out anyone who is missing!
January 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’ve been listening to 12 to 12 quite a lot but when it came on Spotify autoplay yesterday something sounded “a bit off” and it took my brain several seconds to work out what was wrong - it was a cheap knock-off cover by an artist called “Somber”. open.spotify.com/track/6RRDTZ...
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 AM
This 'working for a whole day without any naps or snacks' caper is really not working out for me.
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I follow this whippet’s insta and the pair of silly gays who own him have been celebrating his birthday for a full week now.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
There’s also a new, longer version of Never Felt As Good out NOW! open.spotify.com/track/1O4A3K...
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Westlife have done one of those ridiculous orchestral things at the Royal Albert Hall and I am here for it.

youtu.be/3UhlfXHNkc4?...
Westlife at the Royal Albert Hall | ITV Broadcast
YouTube video by Westlife Archives
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Have just received an email from a fashion retailer telling me that "the 2000s are back with a bang".
January 2, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Just saw Pillion, which I enjoyed, even though I was slightly taken out of it because I wasn’t expecting it to be set in Bromley. The first sex scene takes place in an alley down the side of Pret, and I sat right beside there and ate a jambon-beurre quite recently!
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Just like every year, a friendly PSA:

“Feliz ano nuevo” means “happy new anus.”

“Feliz año nuevo” means “happy new year.”

Wishing folks either one is nice, but make sure you’re using the one you mean.
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This fireworks soundtrack is absolutely demented.
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM