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Mollie Goodfellow
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Oh god not again (📺🎬: ITG, 📚: Curtis Brown)
Pronouncing the “bygones” in “let bygones be bygones” like cajones
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If you buy pre-made triple cooked chips to cook at home are they then quadruple cooked chips?
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You’d think your first party conference would be the fun one
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
me when I ask the Tesco employee why he didn’t ask for my ID when I’m buying a bottle of rosè as part of the Dine in for 2 deal:
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
hahahahahaha
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My therapist says I can come over to your house after work if your therapist says it’s okay
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Is she saying it for attention
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I want a Thanksgiving dinner so bad, subliminal messaging works
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Something very undignified about having painful wisdom teeth in your thirties
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Excited to say that’s it my very first day as Head of Publishing Administration for the Office of Budget Responsibility. Exciting things to come!
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Were Kelloggs Nutrigrain bars always so claggy
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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I don't get the appeal of RFK, I really don't, but I *do* get the appeal of absolute appeal vacuums. I get being wildly into something so atrocious your friends are repulsed. I really do get that.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A tax on milkshakes is some sort of Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants bastard move
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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am I even awake right now?
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oh Nigel was doing gentle and kind racism, stand down everyone
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”

Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school

@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Me when I have an idea just before falling asleep but I don’t write it down in my phone notes:
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM