Michelle Whatever
@sendmeasadsong.bsky.social
Music enthusiast & greasy food expert.
📍NB, Texas
📍NB, Texas
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will you pet me like a kitty cat
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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a bad day is just a bong hit upside down.
January 19, 2026 at 1:46 AM
a bad day is just a bong hit upside down.
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Lick it for me 👅
I'm starting to think the @ in front of your handles is a butthole at this point.
January 19, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Lick it for me 👅
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eat this pancake for it is my body, the syrup my blood. the butter is uhhh cerebrospinal fluid
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
eat this pancake for it is my body, the syrup my blood. the butter is uhhh cerebrospinal fluid
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having anxiety because I had a flashback of someone willy nilly putting syrup on a waffle
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
having anxiety because I had a flashback of someone willy nilly putting syrup on a waffle
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You can double stuff my oreo if you wanna
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
You can double stuff my oreo if you wanna
I just want to be obsessed over.
January 18, 2026 at 8:28 AM
I just want to be obsessed over.
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Don’t be ashamed,
Boris Pasternak, tr. Theodore Weiss
Boris Pasternak, tr. Theodore Weiss
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Don’t be ashamed,
Boris Pasternak, tr. Theodore Weiss
Boris Pasternak, tr. Theodore Weiss
I know once this is over, I won’t be able to listen to so many of my favorite songs.
It kinda sucks when a nice song makes you remember some painful memories, just by association of its presence at the time. I sometimes wish I didn't tie music to life events as much as I do 💀
January 18, 2026 at 8:19 AM
I know once this is over, I won’t be able to listen to so many of my favorite songs.
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Don't know what you would do without me. But I'm willing to find out.
January 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Don't know what you would do without me. But I'm willing to find out.
I’ve got other reasons for that 💁♀️
January 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I’ve got other reasons for that 💁♀️
And I don’t mean the nsfw girlies. Love y’all but not for rumination purposes.
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM
And I don’t mean the nsfw girlies. Love y’all but not for rumination purposes.
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Listen, if you put a song in a mix tape for one person and then reuse that song in someone else's mix tape that's unethical. These are just the rules, I don't make them.
Two songs by the same band can never be back to back, it's the law. Shit is complicated.
Two songs by the same band can never be back to back, it's the law. Shit is complicated.
January 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Listen, if you put a song in a mix tape for one person and then reuse that song in someone else's mix tape that's unethical. These are just the rules, I don't make them.
Two songs by the same band can never be back to back, it's the law. Shit is complicated.
Two songs by the same band can never be back to back, it's the law. Shit is complicated.
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I want the kind of depression where you don’t eat
January 17, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I want the kind of depression where you don’t eat
Misery loves company. But I have yet to find my emo sad girl community on here. Come find me my teary eyed beauty queens.
January 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Misery loves company. But I have yet to find my emo sad girl community on here. Come find me my teary eyed beauty queens.
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I’m tired of being the one that cares.
January 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I’m tired of being the one that cares.
Southern Comfort's comforting isn't it?
When your feelings ain't feeling magnificent...
When your feelings ain't feeling magnificent...
Hotel Mira “Southern Comforting” Live December 9, 2022 at Capital Ballroom, Victoria,BC
YouTube video by Don't Wait
youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Southern Comfort's comforting isn't it?
When your feelings ain't feeling magnificent...
When your feelings ain't feeling magnificent...
Except, the opposite.
Someone come put clothes on me and drag me out of this bed pls
January 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Except, the opposite.
I’ve been nervous about seeing the other woman on PHub 💁♀️
All is fun and light until you inadvertently see your buddy's daughter naked on the interwebs
January 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I’ve been nervous about seeing the other woman on PHub 💁♀️
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January 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Ranch water, extra lime please.
In my next life, I just want to be surrounded by fewer stupid people and more mojitos.
January 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Ranch water, extra lime please.
Placebo can confirm.
I'm not alone. I have forever chemicals
January 16, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Placebo can confirm.