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James Damron
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I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...

https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

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I currently do have two blogs going. The first one is random thoughts, poetry, writing, etc. The second one is going to be recipes and cooking only.

1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com

2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
The Great Novel Life
The Great Novel Life My mind is my paper Athlon Rhythm
athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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dunno man, kinda busy tonight

*photographs kittens all night
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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discovering a long-lost notebook of Leonardo da Vinci thats just drawings of himself with big balls labelled "more like LeoNardsdo da Vinci"
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I may have lost the dick measuring contest but I definitely won the hearts of these Arby’s employees
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I had a dream that for pride month Taco Bell released a Baja Bussy Blast with the catch line, “We both know you weren’t bottoming tonight, anyway.”
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Peanut butter is getting in the way of my fitness goals
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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*something traumatic happens*

Me: this is going to make a banger of a skeet
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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i am not aging like a fine wine. the truth is i'm more like a half-finished bottle of Boone's Farm someone forgot in a camper at the end of the summer... ten years ago.
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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how do you all stay awake past 9pm, my brain says: nope
two goats are playing in a grassy field and one is riding on the back of the other .
Alt: two goats are playing in a grassy field and one is riding on the back of the other .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Some days are stranger than others. Some days make you pray that the next one won't come.
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Anyone else here remember UPN?

Imagine if they survived and had a streaming service.

UPN Streaming.
(Say that slowly)

Writes itself.
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy…
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Saying stupid shit on the internet hasn't fixed me yet, but mama didn't raise no quitter.
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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i love it when the dogs act like they’re doing me a favor by taking the food i’m offering them
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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If you see this & wanna, go ahead and quote skeet & do it too

Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’7”
Shoe: 8
Zodiac: cancer ♋️
Smoke: yes
Tattoos: lol
Piercings: see above
Fav drink: café cubano
If you see this & wanna, go ahead and quote skeet & do it too

Pronouns: he/him
Height: 6'3"
Shoe: 13w
Zodiac: Libra
Smoke: no
Tattoos: no
Piercings: no
Fav drink: Diet Pepsi
If you see this & wanna, go ahead and quote skeet & do it too

Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’6”
Shoe: 9w
Zodiac: Aquarius
Smoke: no
Tattoos: no
Piercings: ears? I haven’t worn earrings in a long time, so maybe not pierced anymore
Fav drink: Thai iced tea
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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A massage isn’t enough. Take my muscles from my body and put them in a taffy pulling machine for three hours.
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Just documenting my mood swings here.
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Oh the naps I want to take with you..tired sext.
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Sometimes the mods here frustrate me with how quick they are to label and censor art, album covers and video thumbnails/previews. Chill out.
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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HE SHANKED IT!
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Don’t forget to start thawing your turkeys tonight.
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I figure in a few years I’ll be guarding a bridge and asking my riddles three…
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Too tired for existential dread.
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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two cats, both alike in dignity,,,
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Me and my unrequited lust need a cold shower. 😆
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM