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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · Nov 14
Just had the email through and... proud is an understatement. Can't believe its official, but there we are.

Bluesky just confirmed it:
I have the fittest followers on the platform. A-grade smokeshows left and right, up and down.

Sensational work, you vision x
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countbinface.bsky.social
BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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bethanyaelliott.bsky.social
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
rufushound.wtf
I honestly don't know that I've ever seen a band more on their shit than Gong.

I love Henge, don't get me wrong, but following that?

Oof

Soul rightening stuff
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
rufushound.wtf
So, Gong and Henge are on tour together. I wasn't sure their London date matched my work obligations, so, thanks to a three hour flixbus, I am now in Bristol ready to be awed.

Grant Showbiz already making beautiful sounds as the gaff fills up
The view at The Trinity Arts Centre, waiting for Gong to kick off proceedings.
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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fraying.bsky.social
When a progressive Democrat wins, the news says "this will be bad for Democrats." But when a super conservative Republican wins, the news says, "wow the country is so conservative now!"

See if you can spot the difference.
As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout
The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.
www.msnbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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stephenmcgann.uk
Yes, your credibility. That untarnished jewel of a thing.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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enanem.bsky.social
I just had a trick or treater dressed as my window cleaner.

Very convincing, he kept saying “You owe me for three weeks” and “I don’t want any fucking sweets”.

Hilarious!
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
rufushound.wtf
Just spent 10 days with genuinely funny talented people and now sad that i don't get any more days to do that anymore but remembering to instead be grateful for the 10 days.

Boo.

Yay!

Boo.
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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joshscherr.bsky.social
Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
A newspaper full page ad with a brightly colored burst of exploding powder, Adobe logo in the corner, copy reading “experience the magic of buying new software every month forever”
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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garwboy.bsky.social
Sharing this again, for no real reason
garwboy.bsky.social Dr Dean Burnett @garwboy.bsky.social · 23d
I'm pretty sure that taking someone's prestigious titles away doesn't retroactively undo any abuse they inflicted on children, but then I freely admit I'm no legal expert.
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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christhebarker.bsky.social
SgtPepper montage 10 years project is go.
See the link to find out about the book, exhibition, auction and the charity.
Please consider backing the book. If it doesn't get funded, it doesn't get made and you don't pay anything. If it does, you get a fantastic book!
chrisbarkerprints.co.uk
#sgtpX10
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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natashadevon.bsky.social
lol.
A warning has been issued after fake letters were posted through letterboxes, claiming people would have to house refugees if they flew St George's flag. The letter said that "patriotic" households displaying the country's flag will temporarily house refugees because ‘we know you would be proud to assist your country’.
October 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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magichatgrok.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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wajali.bsky.social
That’s no ballroom…
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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vole.wtf
🥪 It’s Crispmas Eve! Tomorrow, make sure you tag any posts with #CrispSandwichDay and give us a prod
vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...
Crisp Sandwich Day 🥪🎉 25th October
An annual celebration of the magic that happens when crisps (potato chips) are placed between two slices of bread.
vole.wtf
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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rosieisaholt.bsky.social
It’s our 150th episode! So if you’ve never tried our satirical podcast, why not let that time be now? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...
The Big One Five Oh
Podcast Episode · NonCensored · 24/10/2025 · 1h 22m
podcasts.apple.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
rufushound.wtf
I mean, if i was ever having a heart-smashingly good Sunday dinner anywhere..
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
No more kings. Vimes had difficulty in articulating why this should be so, why the concept resonated in his very bones. After all, a good many of the patricians had been as bad as any king. But they were...sort of...bad on equal terms. What set Vimes's teeth on edge was the idea that kings were a different kind of human being. A higher lifeform. Somehow magical.
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
It’s just interesting!
October 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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magscampbell.bsky.social
Terry Pratchett books will make you feel better through anything, for the duration of your life. Every reread brings a joke or pun or reference you didn't get before. Decades of joy, hilarity and genius.
wiswell.bsky.social John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 27d
Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.
October 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
rufushound.wtf
Have come to watch The Utopia Strong in Guildford, as London was already sold out

Adorations
October 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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joelnb.bsky.social
Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.
“I always say about people who do method acting, you only ever see people do the method when they’re playing an assholes,” Pattinson said in an interiew with Variety in November. “You never see someone being lovely to everyone while they’re really deep in character.”
October 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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samwhyte.bsky.social
H from Steps was incredibly prescient when he dubbed himself "H from Steps".
October 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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planetoffinks.bsky.social
Bluesky used to be a cool place full of people saying "you're right" and "agreed!" But I posted one really dumb thing and now it's a toxic place full of people saying "I don't agree" and "that post was dumb." Says a lot about society
October 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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gralefrit.bsky.social
Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.
What an incredible experience, getting to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty's generosity. I'll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon. upon further reflection, there is a small part of me that feels I sent the wrong message, regarding the Riyahd Comedy Festival last night. While, I do think it's important for comedy to have the opportunity to thrive in all parts of the globe, there are some aspects of The Royal Highness, King Salmon and his leadership in the region that i don't agree with entirely, but it's a different culture when it comes to freedom and rights and I gotta respect that we are all different and have different values. My manager is now investigating the possibility of donating some of my fee to a charity for Vetrans of War.
October 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM