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Neil
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B’dum b’dum.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 8d
Our local chippy’s started serving their fish and chips in old magazines.

I’m eating them out of house and home.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 9d
The thing I hate the most about a full moon is when my house turns into a warehouse.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 10d
My Grandad was highly decorated in World War Two. In fact, many people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 11d
I stitched over mine with a flap from somewhere. I’m sure it’ll look ok.

No, anaesthetic? The injections were horrid but I’m glad I had em.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 11d
Ooh, that’s a sore one!
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 11d
Thank you x
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 11d
Thank you.
I won’t lie… I quite like it.
I look like I’m trouble.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 11d
Sorry. I’ll be less clumsy when I give blood in future.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 11d
Thanks, June.
It’ll be fine I’m sure. X
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 11d
I had some cancer removed from the side of my nose on Wednesday.

I’ve got a decent shiner now, takes me back to my rugby days.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 13d
Elvis hasn’t accepted my friend request on Facebook.

I bet it’s because I ain’t never caught a rabbit.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 16d
Crufts Final Boss.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 26d
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 28d
I've just made a ventriloquist dummy out of some old carpet… it's ruggish.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 14
Craig David’s on Sunday Brunch.

Decent booking that, he doesn’t usually do a lot today.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 13
This was in the charity shop, but I’ve seen it… I think.
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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · Dec 27
If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
Photo of Nutmeg standing on all fours on top of a small cylindrical stool
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 6
Ah lovely. I’m looking forward to it.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 5
Thanks, June.
We’re doing ok, thanks.
Hope you’re well.

It was too sad, poor little thing. X
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 5
I met my wife when I was on a cycling holiday in the South of France.

I said "What are you doing here?".
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 5
When I was younger my Dad would always swear at me in French.

Eventually they banned him from my school.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 4
Used this crane at work today.
Coincidentally, that was my nickname when I was younger.

“Here he comes” they’d say,
“Old three thousand kilograms”.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Sep 3
Captain Oates wouldn't have had to go outside if it wasn't for Captain Hall with his 'I can't go for that (no can do)' attitude.
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Aug 31
Are we all enjoying our cat and dog lamps?
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · Aug 30
It’s so good.

I really must watch it all again soon.
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