Escorted off the premises.
Make up your mind, Lush…
Do you want me to try it or not?
Make up your mind, Lush…
Do you want me to try it or not?
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Escorted off the premises.
Make up your mind, Lush…
Do you want me to try it or not?
Make up your mind, Lush…
Do you want me to try it or not?
It’s actually ‘cooking’, but my friend Olly’s avatar makes this headline so much better.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM
It’s actually ‘cooking’, but my friend Olly’s avatar makes this headline so much better.
I’m at the opticians.
Their eye chart’s so easy.
Their eye chart’s so easy.
October 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I’m at the opticians.
Their eye chart’s so easy.
Their eye chart’s so easy.
I had some cancer removed from the side of my nose on Wednesday.
I’ve got a decent shiner now, takes me back to my rugby days.
I’ve got a decent shiner now, takes me back to my rugby days.
October 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I had some cancer removed from the side of my nose on Wednesday.
I’ve got a decent shiner now, takes me back to my rugby days.
I’ve got a decent shiner now, takes me back to my rugby days.
This was in the charity shop, but I’ve seen it… I think.
September 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This was in the charity shop, but I’ve seen it… I think.
Used this crane at work today.
Coincidentally, that was my nickname when I was younger.
“Here he comes” they’d say,
“Old three thousand kilograms”.
Coincidentally, that was my nickname when I was younger.
“Here he comes” they’d say,
“Old three thousand kilograms”.
September 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Used this crane at work today.
Coincidentally, that was my nickname when I was younger.
“Here he comes” they’d say,
“Old three thousand kilograms”.
Coincidentally, that was my nickname when I was younger.
“Here he comes” they’d say,
“Old three thousand kilograms”.
Are we all enjoying our cat and dog lamps?
August 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Are we all enjoying our cat and dog lamps?
Got a friendly chip today.
August 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Got a friendly chip today.
I bet you’re wondering if I bought myself anything to cheer myself up?
Joy Division oven gloves.
Joy Division oven gloves.
August 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I bet you’re wondering if I bought myself anything to cheer myself up?
Joy Division oven gloves.
Joy Division oven gloves.
My little mate died in the early hours after falling ill yesterday morning.
She was only two.
I’m heartbroken.
RIP Little Willow x
She was only two.
I’m heartbroken.
RIP Little Willow x
August 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My little mate died in the early hours after falling ill yesterday morning.
She was only two.
I’m heartbroken.
RIP Little Willow x
She was only two.
I’m heartbroken.
RIP Little Willow x
Went school uniform shopping today, all the mannequins were in a Rigsby pose.
Myyyyyyy God!
Myyyyyyy God!
August 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Went school uniform shopping today, all the mannequins were in a Rigsby pose.
Myyyyyyy God!
Myyyyyyy God!
Aw, they look really nice together.
July 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Aw, they look really nice together.
Cashews always remind me of Fenella the Witch from Chorlton and the Wheelies.
July 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Cashews always remind me of Fenella the Witch from Chorlton and the Wheelies.
Next door are getting a skip delivered.
June 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Next door are getting a skip delivered.
We’re not buying you a new pair of school shoes now, it’s nearly end of term. We’ll get you some for when you go back.
My son’s school shoes.
My son’s school shoes.
June 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
We’re not buying you a new pair of school shoes now, it’s nearly end of term. We’ll get you some for when you go back.
My son’s school shoes.
My son’s school shoes.
That typeface does the Hull KR centre no favours.
June 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
That typeface does the Hull KR centre no favours.
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by…
You've been struck by…
June 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by…
You've been struck by…
We met the Rugby League Challenge Cup on Saturday.
I turn most family photos into Muppets nowadays.
I turn most family photos into Muppets nowadays.
June 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
We met the Rugby League Challenge Cup on Saturday.
I turn most family photos into Muppets nowadays.
I turn most family photos into Muppets nowadays.
What? What do you mean?
What did she do, Freddie?
What did she do, Freddie?
June 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
What? What do you mean?
What did she do, Freddie?
What did she do, Freddie?
Oh iiiiii, oh OH I’M STILL ALIVE!
June 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Oh iiiiii, oh OH I’M STILL ALIVE!