Stephen McGann
@stephenmcgann.uk
Not even the most famous person in my bedroom. Full biog: https://tinyurl.com/29skn3p6
...and there are few non-apologies as effective as a foreign domicile's non-apology.
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
...and there are few non-apologies as effective as a foreign domicile's non-apology.
We could stick it on a computer in a mystery landfill, and then run an TV reality competition to find it.
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 AM
We could stick it on a computer in a mystery landfill, and then run an TV reality competition to find it.
There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 AM
There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.
I'm sure that Tony Mc went to our school...
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 AM
I'm sure that Tony Mc went to our school...
And another thing. It is REALLY tedious to open a news page every day and see photograph after photograph of the same worst possible humans gurning back at me. It's like a wanker's yearbook.
February 1, 2026 at 9:06 AM
And another thing. It is REALLY tedious to open a news page every day and see photograph after photograph of the same worst possible humans gurning back at me. It's like a wanker's yearbook.
A precious thing in this hectic world.
January 31, 2026 at 11:46 PM
A precious thing in this hectic world.
I bought myself a ticket to the Melania doc, so that's taken.
January 31, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I bought myself a ticket to the Melania doc, so that's taken.
Right. It's my birthday this week. What are you all getting me?
January 31, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Right. It's my birthday this week. What are you all getting me?
My mum had bombs dropped on her as a child. My dad bled on a beach in battle. I'm not yet bored of rules-based coexistence, because anger isn't the same as education, history isn't a comic, and interesting times don't just happen to someone else.
January 31, 2026 at 11:18 PM
My mum had bombs dropped on her as a child. My dad bled on a beach in battle. I'm not yet bored of rules-based coexistence, because anger isn't the same as education, history isn't a comic, and interesting times don't just happen to someone else.
Oh, and how is UK broadsheet recruitment going, free-school-meals-wise?
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Oh, and how is UK broadsheet recruitment going, free-school-meals-wise?
"must not become". Yeah, imagine that.
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 PM
"must not become". Yeah, imagine that.
vibing on that idea...
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 AM
vibing on that idea...
A sure sign of my age is that I don't employ the word 'vibe' as a linguistic swiss army knife.
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 AM
A sure sign of my age is that I don't employ the word 'vibe' as a linguistic swiss army knife.
Reposted by Stephen McGann
Please please vaccinate your child against measles.
This is from our @independentsage.bsky.social report from last year, led by @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social & @helensalisbury.bsky.social
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This is from our @independentsage.bsky.social report from last year, led by @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social & @helensalisbury.bsky.social
independentsage.org/wp-content/u...
January 26, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Please please vaccinate your child against measles.
This is from our @independentsage.bsky.social report from last year, led by @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social & @helensalisbury.bsky.social
independentsage.org/wp-content/u...
This is from our @independentsage.bsky.social report from last year, led by @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social & @helensalisbury.bsky.social
independentsage.org/wp-content/u...
Imagine being a tribute act for the Conservatives during the Covid years?
January 26, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Imagine being a tribute act for the Conservatives during the Covid years?
Braverman. Wow. Wouldn't have seen that coming.
January 26, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Braverman. Wow. Wouldn't have seen that coming.
King John: Have you seen my crown jewels anywhere?
Servant: They're in the wash.
Check back again for more rib-tickling English historical humour.
Servant: They're in the wash.
Check back again for more rib-tickling English historical humour.
January 26, 2026 at 10:00 AM
King John: Have you seen my crown jewels anywhere?
Servant: They're in the wash.
Check back again for more rib-tickling English historical humour.
Servant: They're in the wash.
Check back again for more rib-tickling English historical humour.
That frog's coming up to a nice rolling simmer...
January 25, 2026 at 11:47 AM
That frog's coming up to a nice rolling simmer...
Make Death Digital!
January 25, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Make Death Digital!
That would be since... 2016? I wonder what happened then?
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 AM
That would be since... 2016? I wonder what happened then?