Stephen McGann
@stephenmcgann.uk
Not even the most famous person in my bedroom. Full biog: https://tinyurl.com/29skn3p6
And another thing. It is REALLY tedious to open a news page every day and see photograph after photograph of the same worst possible humans gurning back at me. It's like a wanker's yearbook.
February 1, 2026 at 9:06 AM
And another thing. It is REALLY tedious to open a news page every day and see photograph after photograph of the same worst possible humans gurning back at me. It's like a wanker's yearbook.
A precious thing in this hectic world.
January 31, 2026 at 11:46 PM
A precious thing in this hectic world.
I bought myself a ticket to the Melania doc, so that's taken.
January 31, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I bought myself a ticket to the Melania doc, so that's taken.
Right. It's my birthday this week. What are you all getting me?
January 31, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Right. It's my birthday this week. What are you all getting me?
My mum had bombs dropped on her as a child. My dad bled on a beach in battle. I'm not yet bored of rules-based coexistence, because anger isn't the same as education, history isn't a comic, and interesting times don't just happen to someone else.
January 31, 2026 at 11:18 PM
My mum had bombs dropped on her as a child. My dad bled on a beach in battle. I'm not yet bored of rules-based coexistence, because anger isn't the same as education, history isn't a comic, and interesting times don't just happen to someone else.
Oh, and how is UK broadsheet recruitment going, free-school-meals-wise?
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Oh, and how is UK broadsheet recruitment going, free-school-meals-wise?
"must not become". Yeah, imagine that.
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 PM
"must not become". Yeah, imagine that.
vibing on that idea...
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 AM
vibing on that idea...
A sure sign of my age is that I don't employ the word 'vibe' as a linguistic swiss army knife.
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 AM
A sure sign of my age is that I don't employ the word 'vibe' as a linguistic swiss army knife.
Reposted by Stephen McGann
Please please vaccinate your child against measles.
This is from our @independentsage.bsky.social report from last year, led by @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social & @helensalisbury.bsky.social
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This is from our @independentsage.bsky.social report from last year, led by @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social & @helensalisbury.bsky.social
independentsage.org/wp-content/u...
January 26, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Please please vaccinate your child against measles.
This is from our @independentsage.bsky.social report from last year, led by @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social & @helensalisbury.bsky.social
independentsage.org/wp-content/u...
This is from our @independentsage.bsky.social report from last year, led by @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social & @helensalisbury.bsky.social
independentsage.org/wp-content/u...
Imagine being a tribute act for the Conservatives during the Covid years?
January 26, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Imagine being a tribute act for the Conservatives during the Covid years?
Braverman. Wow. Wouldn't have seen that coming.
January 26, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Braverman. Wow. Wouldn't have seen that coming.
King John: Have you seen my crown jewels anywhere?
Servant: They're in the wash.
Check back again for more rib-tickling English historical humour.
Servant: They're in the wash.
Check back again for more rib-tickling English historical humour.
January 26, 2026 at 10:00 AM
King John: Have you seen my crown jewels anywhere?
Servant: They're in the wash.
Check back again for more rib-tickling English historical humour.
Servant: They're in the wash.
Check back again for more rib-tickling English historical humour.
That frog's coming up to a nice rolling simmer...
January 25, 2026 at 11:47 AM
That frog's coming up to a nice rolling simmer...
Make Death Digital!
January 25, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Make Death Digital!
That would be since... 2016? I wonder what happened then?
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 AM
That would be since... 2016? I wonder what happened then?
Nonsense. I use two sticks all the time.
January 21, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Nonsense. I use two sticks all the time.
Reposted by Stephen McGann
Facebook reminds me that on this day in 2017 a woman turned to me in the veg section of Sainsbury's and said "hopefully now we've left the EU we can have loose carrots that aren't wet"
January 21, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Facebook reminds me that on this day in 2017 a woman turned to me in the veg section of Sainsbury's and said "hopefully now we've left the EU we can have loose carrots that aren't wet"
And probably will be.
January 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
And probably will be.
The Prime Minister rises to the global political moment and gives a speech of intelligence, insight and gravity.
Unfortunately for Britain, it's a different Prime Minister.
Unfortunately for Britain, it's a different Prime Minister.
January 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The Prime Minister rises to the global political moment and gives a speech of intelligence, insight and gravity.
Unfortunately for Britain, it's a different Prime Minister.
Unfortunately for Britain, it's a different Prime Minister.