Squirmin Melville
@rhetorusrex.bsky.social
southern degenerate
All the talk lately about entitled students, and I would argue it's an honest product of this American culture.
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
All the talk lately about entitled students, and I would argue it's an honest product of this American culture.
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They should invent an existence that isn’t suffering
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They should invent an existence that isn’t suffering
Do you have any idea how tall you have to be to ride a frame that will accommodate a three liter bag ABOVE your mounted 20oz water bottles?
For reference, I'm looking at bags that mount above that top tube.
For reference, I'm looking at bags that mount above that top tube.
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Do you have any idea how tall you have to be to ride a frame that will accommodate a three liter bag ABOVE your mounted 20oz water bottles?
For reference, I'm looking at bags that mount above that top tube.
For reference, I'm looking at bags that mount above that top tube.
My wokest opinion is probably that the economy of college football coaches is as bad for America as Musk's subsidies or the AI infatuation/bubble.
As lsu plans to give lane kiffin 100 million for not being nick saban, we can all read about hunger at lsu. Their pantry is serving 350 students a day: www.lsu.edu/blog/2025/10...
Tigers Helping Tigers: LSU Food Pantry Builds a Strong Campus Community
www.lsu.edu
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My wokest opinion is probably that the economy of college football coaches is as bad for America as Musk's subsidies or the AI infatuation/bubble.
Just saw Weapons and stuck on figuring out how a single, 3rd grade teacher fired from previous jobs could afford that house.
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just saw Weapons and stuck on figuring out how a single, 3rd grade teacher fired from previous jobs could afford that house.
Day 1 of class every semester:
You're not entitled to your beliefs. You're entitled to what you can prove. Part of writing, arguing in general, is working within the paradigm of the field.
I can't claim God tells me what grade to give you anymore than you can tell me God told you what to write.
You're not entitled to your beliefs. You're entitled to what you can prove. Part of writing, arguing in general, is working within the paradigm of the field.
I can't claim God tells me what grade to give you anymore than you can tell me God told you what to write.
idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Day 1 of class every semester:
You're not entitled to your beliefs. You're entitled to what you can prove. Part of writing, arguing in general, is working within the paradigm of the field.
I can't claim God tells me what grade to give you anymore than you can tell me God told you what to write.
You're not entitled to your beliefs. You're entitled to what you can prove. Part of writing, arguing in general, is working within the paradigm of the field.
I can't claim God tells me what grade to give you anymore than you can tell me God told you what to write.
Just gave a cat a bath.
Where's my medal?
Where's my medal?
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Just gave a cat a bath.
Where's my medal?
Where's my medal?
Now listening
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Now listening
The morning after Thanksgiving poop gets all the glory, but the evening after Thanksgiving poop is the real all-star.
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The morning after Thanksgiving poop gets all the glory, but the evening after Thanksgiving poop is the real all-star.
post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
post something random or you'll have an awful December
We made it, guys
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We made it, guys
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Beastie Boys
Ministry
Swans
Motorhead
The Jesus Lizard
Beastie Boys
Ministry
Swans
Motorhead
The Jesus Lizard
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Beastie Boys
Ministry
Swans
Motorhead
The Jesus Lizard
Beastie Boys
Ministry
Swans
Motorhead
The Jesus Lizard
It's thanksgiving and I'm happy to be a sucker for some cuteness.
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's thanksgiving and I'm happy to be a sucker for some cuteness.
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after the third slice of pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
after the third slice of pie
In spiritual, esthetic and intellectual development they were superior to man as man is superior to the gorilla. But when they reared their colossal city, man's primal ancestors had not yet risen from the slime of the primordial seas.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
In spiritual, esthetic and intellectual development they were superior to man as man is superior to the gorilla. But when they reared their colossal city, man's primal ancestors had not yet risen from the slime of the primordial seas.
Reposted by Squirmin Melville
I took this job because I believe in the values of Hell, I never expected all this pressure
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I took this job because I believe in the values of Hell, I never expected all this pressure
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people laughed at the keg guy in slipknot and look at him now
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
people laughed at the keg guy in slipknot and look at him now
I just leave this one out from Halloween through Christmas
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I just leave this one out from Halloween through Christmas
There's a fine line between comedy and just complaining.
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There's a fine line between comedy and just complaining.
watching everyone prep for thanksgiving when I haven't finished putting away Halloween
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
watching everyone prep for thanksgiving when I haven't finished putting away Halloween
This is Avril Lavigne animorphing into a reptile.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is Avril Lavigne animorphing into a reptile.
Not the main issue, but we let 14 year olds volunteer as fire fighters?
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Not the main issue, but we let 14 year olds volunteer as fire fighters?
I am not trying to minimize tragedy, but the burning Hong Kong apt complex is called Wang Fuk and I am apparently 11 years old this morning.
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I am not trying to minimize tragedy, but the burning Hong Kong apt complex is called Wang Fuk and I am apparently 11 years old this morning.