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Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc
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Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
I shall now start Expedition 33
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I shall now start Expedition 33
I hate wearing socks so goddamn much.
And before you come for my head, understand that I’m wearing very thick socks for like 11 hours a day because of my work so taking those fuckers off is what I imagine taking a bra off feels like after a long, shitty day of wearing one
And before you come for my head, understand that I’m wearing very thick socks for like 11 hours a day because of my work so taking those fuckers off is what I imagine taking a bra off feels like after a long, shitty day of wearing one
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I hate wearing socks so goddamn much.
And before you come for my head, understand that I’m wearing very thick socks for like 11 hours a day because of my work so taking those fuckers off is what I imagine taking a bra off feels like after a long, shitty day of wearing one
And before you come for my head, understand that I’m wearing very thick socks for like 11 hours a day because of my work so taking those fuckers off is what I imagine taking a bra off feels like after a long, shitty day of wearing one
our lawmakers and representatives will say and do nothing like always, probably time to start focusing our collective outrage into some action and (redacted) (redacted) (redacted)
If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
My latest in @thenation.com
Pete Hegseth Should Be Charged With Murder
No matter how you look at the strikes on alleged “drug boats”—as acts of war or attacks on civilians—Hegseth has committed a crime and should be prosecuted.
www.thenation.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
our lawmakers and representatives will say and do nothing like always, probably time to start focusing our collective outrage into some action and (redacted) (redacted) (redacted)
AI Charlie Kirk in the cuck chair while JD Vance busts on his first outstroke
Uh...
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
AI Charlie Kirk in the cuck chair while JD Vance busts on his first outstroke
This checks out. Also if you’re new here, I like dredg
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This checks out. Also if you’re new here, I like dredg
Road looking a little dim on your morning commute? Next time you stop for fuel grab the squeegee and clean your headlight casings! Wintry conditions create buildup that can block your bulb output.
Stay tuned for more safety tips from Uncle Cran™️
Stay tuned for more safety tips from Uncle Cran™️
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Road looking a little dim on your morning commute? Next time you stop for fuel grab the squeegee and clean your headlight casings! Wintry conditions create buildup that can block your bulb output.
Stay tuned for more safety tips from Uncle Cran™️
Stay tuned for more safety tips from Uncle Cran™️
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Important note for the account I posted a picture of. Am seeing other accounts gloating, but @punishedsiltyloam.bsky.social is 100% right about making sure an account isn't rage farming these opinions.
you can always tell when something is astroturfed by bad actors. fake account posting this inflammatory nonsense.
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Important note for the account I posted a picture of. Am seeing other accounts gloating, but @punishedsiltyloam.bsky.social is 100% right about making sure an account isn't rage farming these opinions.
This was the absolute best tweet I ever made on the hellsite
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This was the absolute best tweet I ever made on the hellsite
Like there was a doubt
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Like there was a doubt
Dredd (2012)
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dredd (2012)
I believe she’s also using tour profits to fund the Transgender Law Center, very much ok with Sabrina Carpenter right now
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I believe she’s also using tour profits to fund the Transgender Law Center, very much ok with Sabrina Carpenter right now
This is kind of a wild take perhaps but I really think Lhabia might be the best song on Around the Fur. It just doesn’t sound like anything else on the album, and the riff is ungodly sick
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is kind of a wild take perhaps but I really think Lhabia might be the best song on Around the Fur. It just doesn’t sound like anything else on the album, and the riff is ungodly sick
I feel the same way but for Megyn Kelly
Megyn Kelly says that simply murdering the survivors of a strike on a Venezuelan fishing boat isn't enough. She would prefer that they be subjected to extended torture to heighten their pain and agony. Megyn has captured the essence of what it means to be MAGA.
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I feel the same way but for Megyn Kelly
Friends. You do NOT have to share anything Brianna Wu says or does. The late stage grift will end faster if you block and mute until you forget she exists
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Friends. You do NOT have to share anything Brianna Wu says or does. The late stage grift will end faster if you block and mute until you forget she exists
It’s not awful so much as annoying but every single time I tell someone I do insulation they go “oh, like the blow in stuff in a house?”
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It’s not awful so much as annoying but every single time I tell someone I do insulation they go “oh, like the blow in stuff in a house?”
Seeing tons of houses that still have their Christmas lights up, cmon man
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Seeing tons of houses that still have their Christmas lights up, cmon man
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when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages
Inventing the protein gin and tonic
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Inventing the protein gin and tonic
FFXII came up on the tl so friendly reminder this is what my back looks like
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
FFXII came up on the tl so friendly reminder this is what my back looks like
“I am a journeyman member in good standing of the International Association of Heat and Frost Insulators and Allied Workers, out of Local 17 in Tinley Park, Illinois”
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“I am a journeyman member in good standing of the International Association of Heat and Frost Insulators and Allied Workers, out of Local 17 in Tinley Park, Illinois”
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What's Nu? Magazine Issue #008: Featuring Johnny HEALTH of @health.band. Created by @stardest.bsky.social and published by The Nu Metal Agenda.
Available now: store.numetalagenda.com/products/wha...
Available now: store.numetalagenda.com/products/wha...
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What's Nu? Magazine Issue #008: Featuring Johnny HEALTH of @health.band. Created by @stardest.bsky.social and published by The Nu Metal Agenda.
Available now: store.numetalagenda.com/products/wha...
Available now: store.numetalagenda.com/products/wha...
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Soup of the day: Boneless buffalo wings
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Soup of the day: Boneless buffalo wings