🍗 Cran-ucopia 🍗
@cranfath3r.bsky.social
Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Finished RE5 last night. Spoiler for a 20 year old game- they just get in a helicopter and fly away. Fucking NES ending but the game is fun
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Finished RE5 last night. Spoiler for a 20 year old game- they just get in a helicopter and fly away. Fucking NES ending but the game is fun
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Tonight’s atonal technical death metal themed around space is Gigan
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Tonight’s atonal technical death metal themed around space is Gigan
Have we done Ricky Fartin yet
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Yeastie Boys
Yeastie Boys
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Kid Sock
Kid Sock
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Have we done Ricky Fartin yet
Just a quick update on this:
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Just a quick update on this:
“And would you like to say once and for all you don’t believe in white supremacy?”
Sydney Sweeney: “When I have something to say about the superiority of the aryan race, I’ll say it then”
Sydney Sweeney: “When I have something to say about the superiority of the aryan race, I’ll say it then”
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“And would you like to say once and for all you don’t believe in white supremacy?”
Sydney Sweeney: “When I have something to say about the superiority of the aryan race, I’ll say it then”
Sydney Sweeney: “When I have something to say about the superiority of the aryan race, I’ll say it then”
POWER MOVE IS HERE
THANK YOU
🟡🔴🟢🔵🟣
THANK YOU
🟡🔴🟢🔵🟣
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
POWER MOVE IS HERE
THANK YOU
🟡🔴🟢🔵🟣
THANK YOU
🟡🔴🟢🔵🟣
Nothing to do with tired and everything to do with hoping somebody nearby with a gyro or perhaps a donut gets an idea
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Nothing to do with tired and everything to do with hoping somebody nearby with a gyro or perhaps a donut gets an idea
Should I steal another case of Gatorade Zero from the superintendents break trailer today Y/Y
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Should I steal another case of Gatorade Zero from the superintendents break trailer today Y/Y
Let’s try not to over-sarcasm the severity of the situation into desensitizing us to it. It’s fine if that’s how you process it but remember what we’re dealing with here. We don’t want to “mango musolini sipping covfefe” this one up
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Let’s try not to over-sarcasm the severity of the situation into desensitizing us to it. It’s fine if that’s how you process it but remember what we’re dealing with here. We don’t want to “mango musolini sipping covfefe” this one up
Gambling should be straight up illegal, even raffles
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Gambling should be straight up illegal, even raffles
Anyway good morning, it is in fact Friday
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Anyway good morning, it is in fact Friday
I was heading to bed when I was getting these notifications but yeah— not looking good for our boy Brandon and Incubus right now
Sorry but yeah, he went from giving us Drive and Megalomaniac to supporting these via socials
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I was heading to bed when I was getting these notifications but yeah— not looking good for our boy Brandon and Incubus right now
Just a disclaimer to all my new best friends— when I talk about exercise and stuff it’s only in relation to my own journey through fitness and struggles with body dysmorphia. I NEVER intend to shame or pester anyone, I just like to talk about it
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Just a disclaimer to all my new best friends— when I talk about exercise and stuff it’s only in relation to my own journey through fitness and struggles with body dysmorphia. I NEVER intend to shame or pester anyone, I just like to talk about it
Highly specific reference here: John Fetterman looks like Eric Yakovetz, a former acquaintance of ours that was always trying to cheat on his wife and unbeknownst to him his wife was cheating on him with his alleged best friend at the time. He fell because he looks to much like Eric, this is a fact
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Highly specific reference here: John Fetterman looks like Eric Yakovetz, a former acquaintance of ours that was always trying to cheat on his wife and unbeknownst to him his wife was cheating on him with his alleged best friend at the time. He fell because he looks to much like Eric, this is a fact
Solidarity with all striking workers, DO NOT CROSS THE LINE
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Solidarity with all striking workers, DO NOT CROSS THE LINE
Celebrating my first night of no booze in like 2 months with two coffees
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Celebrating my first night of no booze in like 2 months with two coffees
Might fuck around and properly hydrate and go to bed at a decent hour
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Might fuck around and properly hydrate and go to bed at a decent hour
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Everybody who blocked Will Stancil long ago is thinking "wow a bunch of you didn't block him yet you gotta do that"
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Everybody who blocked Will Stancil long ago is thinking "wow a bunch of you didn't block him yet you gotta do that"
Damage control for pedophilia. Absolutely vile state of affairs, not sure why we are letting these people sleep comfortably at night
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Damage control for pedophilia. Absolutely vile state of affairs, not sure why we are letting these people sleep comfortably at night
There was a time when you could say stuff like “we are the sons of the bajas you couldn’t blast” and find it the next day in an Etsy shop on a pillow
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There was a time when you could say stuff like “we are the sons of the bajas you couldn’t blast” and find it the next day in an Etsy shop on a pillow
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Used the phrase “roiling boil” and someone corrected me and said “it’s rolling boil” and we went back and forth then looked it up and roiling boil is an older term for rolling boil and we both left the conversation dissatisfied and everything feels like that these days
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Used the phrase “roiling boil” and someone corrected me and said “it’s rolling boil” and we went back and forth then looked it up and roiling boil is an older term for rolling boil and we both left the conversation dissatisfied and everything feels like that these days
(To the tune of Baby it’s Cold Outside)
🎶 I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir" (Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (I’m clipped so I can bust inside)🎶
🎶 I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir" (Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (I’m clipped so I can bust inside)🎶
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
(To the tune of Baby it’s Cold Outside)
🎶 I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir" (Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (I’m clipped so I can bust inside)🎶
🎶 I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir" (Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (I’m clipped so I can bust inside)🎶
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the child molester shuffle
Ben Sinnott celebrating the touchdown with the Trump dance while being blown out at home by the Lions. The 2025 Commanders are hot garbage.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the child molester shuffle
When you see a take you might not agree with, you are fully allowed to simply not engage. Your day might be better for it
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When you see a take you might not agree with, you are fully allowed to simply not engage. Your day might be better for it