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Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo
Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host
Ben Johnson is a pedophile: confirmed
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ben Johnson is a pedophile: confirmed
And you’re NOT an expert? If there’s more than two buttons on a blender I panic
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
And you’re NOT an expert? If there’s more than two buttons on a blender I panic
No such thing as a hot border patrol agent
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
No such thing as a hot border patrol agent
It ruins you completely, turns you into a monster. And now you can do it 24/7on your phone and every single major sport encourages it
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It ruins you completely, turns you into a monster. And now you can do it 24/7on your phone and every single major sport encourages it
I can remember times I was getting mad at the people in front of me at the gas station or the person selling me the tickets when I was on a skid, and were only talking about a couple hundred bucks. Imagine losing 9,000 of your family’s dollars on a wager based entirely on someone else
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I can remember times I was getting mad at the people in front of me at the gas station or the person selling me the tickets when I was on a skid, and were only talking about a couple hundred bucks. Imagine losing 9,000 of your family’s dollars on a wager based entirely on someone else
My veneer of perfection is now shattered
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My veneer of perfection is now shattered
Yep! SH1 and 2 are legendary as well!
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Yep! SH1 and 2 are legendary as well!
1 is obviously historically important but 2 deserves to be on every single top 5 list, both the OG and the Remake
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
1 is obviously historically important but 2 deserves to be on every single top 5 list, both the OG and the Remake
You mean the half man half mold ETHAN WINTERS?
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You mean the half man half mold ETHAN WINTERS?
I’ve finished 7 and 8 and all the DLC multiple times. The best games in the franchise
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’ve finished 7 and 8 and all the DLC multiple times. The best games in the franchise
That’s basically the entirety of 5 lol
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
That’s basically the entirety of 5 lol
There’s that too, its actually somewhat refreshing that nobody is using any of this to frame homosexuality or sucking another guy off in the perjorative sense, they’re just like “I bet Trump sucks at giving head too”
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
There’s that too, its actually somewhat refreshing that nobody is using any of this to frame homosexuality or sucking another guy off in the perjorative sense, they’re just like “I bet Trump sucks at giving head too”
Ok. I started with Ada and that mission suuuuuuuucks lol
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ok. I started with Ada and that mission suuuuuuuucks lol
I’m trying desperately to even start 6 but right out of the gate it sucks lol
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m trying desperately to even start 6 but right out of the gate it sucks lol
Because it’s not the sucking off itself, it’s the notion that Clinton might finally get his comeuppance too
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Because it’s not the sucking off itself, it’s the notion that Clinton might finally get his comeuppance too
That was embarrassingly bad haha, I tried it exactly two times
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
That was embarrassingly bad haha, I tried it exactly two times
It’s just a short-ish game is all. I enjoyed my re-romp, and they did fix a lot of the dead end issues from the OG game. I’m just saying 50 would’ve been the sweet spot pricing wise considering how massive 2 and 4 are by comparison in terms of replay value
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It’s just a short-ish game is all. I enjoyed my re-romp, and they did fix a lot of the dead end issues from the OG game. I’m just saying 50 would’ve been the sweet spot pricing wise considering how massive 2 and 4 are by comparison in terms of replay value
5 definitely doesn’t have the replay value for a full remake. Honestly 3 didn’t either but I ran through it on Game Pass whereas I bought 2 and 4
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
5 definitely doesn’t have the replay value for a full remake. Honestly 3 didn’t either but I ran through it on Game Pass whereas I bought 2 and 4
I don’t think they *should* remake 5, but also yeah, it’s pretty bad lol
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I don’t think they *should* remake 5, but also yeah, it’s pretty bad lol
I’m currently on a crew with men in their 60s and 70s who can’t retire because they’ve pissed their earnings away in slot machines and on parlays, it’s fucking bleak out here
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m currently on a crew with men in their 60s and 70s who can’t retire because they’ve pissed their earnings away in slot machines and on parlays, it’s fucking bleak out here
One of my close friends once called the lottery “paying the poor tax” and it’s true, false hope to the starving masses
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
One of my close friends once called the lottery “paying the poor tax” and it’s true, false hope to the starving masses